(instrumental intro)

If Saddam won't comply,
Then he is gonna fry.
'Cause I'm W.
Won't you, won't you, authorize?

I will find any way.
I'm going to make his day.
Yes, I'm W.
Tell you, tell you, tell you why...

(Sung by Congress:)
Tell us why, Dubya, please tell us why.
(Tell us why...)
(Tell us why, tell us, tell us why)
No war, no - take your Pop's advice.
(Don't deny, no - oh don't deny)
Tell us why, Dubya, please tell us why.

(Sung by Bush:)
Don't you derail my plan.
I hope that you understand.
Here's my reason why:
Saddam, Saddam, I despise.

I need war with Iraq.
Last time Pop chickened-out
Let's give another try
Tell you, tell you, tell you why

(Sung by Congress:)
Tell us why, Dubya, please tell us why.
(Tell me why...)
(Tell me why, tell me, tell me why)
No war, no - take your Pop's advice.
(Don't deny, no - oh don't deny)
Tell us why, Dubya, please tell us why.

(instrumental break)

If Saddam won't comply,
Then he is gonna fry.
'Cause I'm W.
Won't you, won't you, authorize?

I will find any way.
I'm going to make his day.
Yes I'm W.
Tell you, tell you, tell you why...

(Sung by Congress:)
Tell us why, Dubya, please tell us why.
(Tell us why...)
(Tell us why, tell us, tell us why)
No war, no - take your Pop's advice.
(Don't deny, no - oh don't deny)
Tell us why, Dubya, please tell us why.

(repeat chorus and fade)