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Song Parodies -> "Dipstick"

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Fleetwood Mac

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The Lyrics

So I'm back ... at the granny porno site
Back with the crones .. that I love
To a GILF* with sweet face and taking shower
Grabbed for the dipstick ....... that I tug
To the dipstick ....... that I tug

And it all comes up for you
Well you knew that it wood
Ejaculate spikes, maybe once, maybe twice
Whoah, and it flies thru the night!!
Cause you squeezed your dipstick
You tweezed your dipstick

To the dipstick ....... that I chafed
Taking a Kleenex ...... for the smear
I have no cheer ........ I click for love
And the way she smiled
And her smile was enough
Enough for me to tug
Enough to .. t-u-u-u-u-ug!

She is fading .. out for me now
She was just a wish ....... just an internet dish
And her mammaries, are all divested from me now
You sleazed your dipstick
You cheesed your dipstick

(Ooooh, awww .. Whooooooh, awwwwwww)
Loathing strikes, cause you grabbed it like a vise
And it all flops down on you
And it all crashed down on you
Loneliness strikes, and you're left with your vice
And it all comes down on you

I can still see her WHORE EYES! Whore smile!
(She was just a wish, she was just a wish)
And it all flops down on you

*GILF -- MILF's Mom

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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 13

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Alan - October 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Although not extremely graphic, doesn't this violate the submission guidelines on sexual topics? Btw, GILF is Granny I'd Like to F*ck. Sorry, but this is sickening sleaze of the lowest sort. It comes off as filthy. Below standard. What were you thinking?
Anonymous - October 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Vomitous, obscene perversion.
CML - October 04, 2017 - Report this comment
I was thinking it was funny. BTW, MILF has the exact same meaning, but it is now standard usage in our country. After all, liberals used to call sarah Palin that and nobody batted an eyelash, but GILF is the lowest form of vulgarity? .... And sure it would be perverse for a 20 year old to be attracted to grandmothers but not for someone like me who has half a dozen grand nieces and nephews. That's one of the more pleasant surprises of aging. I find I'm just as attracted to women my age now as I was forty years ago -- unless of course, they haven't taken care of themselves
Also Anonymous - October 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Haha what makes anyone think there are standards here? It's the wild wild west. No worse than some of the stuff malcolm did anyway
Concerned - October 04, 2017 - Report this comment
You used to be much more creative Lennie. What happened?
Callmelennie - October 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank you for your concern, Concerned. I think you're right. Like I've actually said before, I underwent open heart surgery just about two years ago. One supposed aftereffect of open heart is what is termed "post perfusion syndrome". Having a machine pump your blood for four hours is a less than optimal way to get blood to your brain, with consequent slight diminution of cognitive abilities; like short term memory, like creativity ... Some claim this PPS is a myth but I definitely have increased problems with short term memory and conjuring things is more of a chore than it used to be ....... On the other hand, I wrote the second stanza in 2013 and posted it in the comment section of a guy named Lon (at Whatfreaks) who makes a living as a comedian doing ribald song parodies. He though it was hilarious. So I don't think this is as unfunny as some commentators are making it out to be

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