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Song Parodies -> "Biscuits"
Original Song Title:
"Gypsy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"Biscuits"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
So I'm back here in Benton, Arkansas
Out of the nervous hospital
To a place sellin' big french-fried pertaters
Asked for some biscuits, wasn't none
For some biscuits...wasn't none
And I met a boy named Frank
Well, we hit it right off, now
His garage is the place where I lodge
Oh, and his maw's mighty nice
And she makes me biscuits
She makes me biscuits
And the biscuits that she makes
Dabbed with mustard
Them I sure enjoy
Her boyfriend Doyle is a mean old boy
And if I had a blade
Liken a Kaiser blade
I'd whack his head in two
Plum near in two
Me 'n' Frank, had our own secret place
We went there to fish
We went there to fish
But I'm back inside the nervous hospital now
I see them biscuits, mmm
I see them biscuits, mmm-hmm
Lawnmower blade
That was Doyle's
Last tirade
And the blade came down
Got a joke to tell to you
Two boys peed
"Water's cold"
"Water's deep"
One's from Arkansas (git it?)
I still smell them biscuits
Biscuits
Mustard's good on 'em
(instrumental solo, fade out)
Out of the nervous hospital
To a place sellin' big french-fried pertaters
Asked for some biscuits, wasn't none
For some biscuits...wasn't none
And I met a boy named Frank
Well, we hit it right off, now
His garage is the place where I lodge
Oh, and his maw's mighty nice
And she makes me biscuits
She makes me biscuits
And the biscuits that she makes
Dabbed with mustard
Them I sure enjoy
Her boyfriend Doyle is a mean old boy
And if I had a blade
Liken a Kaiser blade
I'd whack his head in two
Plum near in two
Me 'n' Frank, had our own secret place
We went there to fish
We went there to fish
But I'm back inside the nervous hospital now
I see them biscuits, mmm
I see them biscuits, mmm-hmm
Lawnmower blade
That was Doyle's
Last tirade
And the blade came down
Got a joke to tell to you
Two boys peed
"Water's cold"
"Water's deep"
One's from Arkansas (git it?)
I still smell them biscuits
Biscuits
Mustard's good on 'em
(instrumental solo, fade out)
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That's plumb sublime, Porfle ... uh huh
Porfle: What are doing with your vote?
Rob: I aim to give ya a 555, Mmm-hmm...
Thank ye fer them votes, mmm-hmm.
Porfle to Robert Arndt: ROB? (Rob Arndt on the phone to 911 operator) Yes Ma'am, I done killed Porfle Popnecker with a 3X5 bomb. Yes ma'am I'm right sure of it. That third 5 plumb near blew his head in two
I reckon they ort to send an ambulance or a hearst fer me then, mmm-hmm.
You know, Porfle, I've studying on your song here and it occurs to me you're going more for poignancy than laughs; which makes sense as the OS is quite beautiful and poignant. In which case, we really shouldn't be cutting up like we are.
"I like the way you write." 555
@ Lennie--I'm proud of ye fer a-figurin' that out. (Actually, that didn't occur to me until I was well into writing it, but then reading it along with the song kinda made me a little verklempt.) @ MrM--You like the way I write, I like the way you write.
Porfle's a genius... now if he could just do "Monsters Ball" ;-D
I'll read the second half of your comment later--I haven't gotten past the first half yet.
Yeah, it's almost impossible to do this song without choking up, once you realize it's meaning. I've got a little parody going here that's positively choking me up; I'm bawling all over my keyboard. Wait till you see this.
I thought I was the only one who got misty-eyed at some of my own parodies! Sometimes they just strike you that way while you're writing them. I'll be on the lookout for yours.
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