Not by the river, nor at the mine
It's been a week since his leaving and we haven't a sign
Don't know if he's sober, why he's running late
Don't know if he's lucid, off to hibernate
We think he's in trouble, might have fallen flat
'Cos he's always so dizzy, well what's up with dat?

Where is Joe - is he sniffing glue?
Where is Joe - scratching balls?
Where is Joe - choking Brussel sprouts?
He don't answer our calls!

Lost in the country or lost on a trail
Our Joe's not on Twitter, don't answer his mail
And while we've been lowballing more high altitudes
Maybe he's toked, running 'round in the nude
We're sure he's in trouble, 'cos he's a bit slow
His brain's like a glacier, with nowhere to go

Where is Joe - do you have a clue?
Where is Joe - behind walls?
Where is Joe - eating sauerkraut?
Is he being blackballed?

He's a bit senile, we would suggest
That if you find him you'll help him get dressed
And while we don't mean this to sound like a roast
He's really way past where he had good ripostes
So please will you help us, to track ol' Joe down
We're all out to aid him, until he's found

Where is Joe - doing things taboo?
Where has Joe gone AWOL?
Where is Joe - does he mill about?
Has he been uninstalled?

Where is Joe - at the Portland Zoo?
Where is Joe and his drawl?
Where is Joe - stuck in roundabout?
Will he show up this fall?