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Song Parodies -> "The Seventh Volume (HP6 spoilers, just in case)"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Seventh Volume (HP6 spoilers, just in case)"

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The Lyrics

*opening keyboard riffs, wizards with huge hair appear on stage. Lumos-shining wands wave back and forth.* *Cue super-awesome pyrotechnics. BOOM.*
It looms like a storm cloud
It shall be farewell
We've heard it's the last one,
But then, who can tell?
I wonder if he will survive
As he leaves the school (leaves the school)
Will vict'ry mean taking his own life?
In the Seventh Volume!

The Seventh Volume!

Oh, We know about Sev'rus (Sev'rus)
And ol' Dumbledore
'Cause we've seen that spoiler
Let out by that dork, yeah
Let's forget that stupid spoiler
And just look on through (look on through)
On to that last confrontation scene
In the Seventh Volume!

[ad-libbed by Harry]
The Seventh Volume!

The Seventh Volume! (Seventh Volume!)

[ad-libbed by Ron]

*stupidly long "eclectic" guitar solo by several Hogwarts students, accompanied by previous scenes of the Harry Potter if they were part of some kind of long rock band tour.*

[ad-libbed by Neville]
The Seventh Volume!


[ad-libbed by Dobby]
It's the Seventh Volume!

The Seventh Volume!

[ad-libbed by Krum, corrected by Hermoine]
The final countdown? (SEVENTH VOLUME!)

[everybody in friggin' Hogwarts]
It's the Seventh Volume!
Harry vs. Voldemort!
the final countdown
One will have to go
It's the Seventh Volume! (Seventh Volume!)
oh, it's the Seventh Volume!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Agrimorfee - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Now I understand why everybody hates that song...boy was it ever repetitive. It doesn't give you much to work with on this parody.
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