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Song Parodies -> "The Final Chowdown"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Final Chowdown"

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The Lyrics

alright Rob, here is your requested version of "The Final Chowdown" concerning a criminal placed on death row, after brutally murdering a party clown for pieing him (extreme reaction, eh?) anyway, his final meal is botched and he is not happy, to say the least. everybody, please enjoy!
I’m eating spaghetti
and then it’s farewell
there’ll be no coming back
from heaven or down
I only have myself to blame
I killed that clown (killed that clown)
and he’ll never pie someone, again

It’s The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown


I asked for tea on ice (on ice)
you neanderthals
and spaghetti’s not rice (not rice)
I should smash your balls, yeah
they're telling me it’s time to go
this food, I can't down (I can't down)
who puts raisins in garlic toast?

It’s The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
Oh, Oh-Ooohhhh!

(sounds of the clown killer getting the chair, sounding remarkably like an awesome guitar solo!)

The Final Chowdown, Oh
‘Twas My Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
‘Twas My Final Chowdown
Subpar Rice Spaghetti
Now, I’ve Been Put Down
I’ll Haunt Jail, As Ghost
For My Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
Sucky Final Chowdown (now-ghostly criminal fades out, as he plots for his first night of haunting… buahahaha!)
thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Made me hungry for pie! 555!
Jonathan - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
^ thanks!

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