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Song Parodies -> "The Final Countdown (Pirate Speak)"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Europe

Parody Song Title:

"The Final Countdown (Pirate Speak)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jon should enjoy this!
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

We're leavin' together,
But still 'tis farewell.
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can be tellin'?

I guess there be no one t' blame.
We're leavin' ground (leavin' ground).
Will thin's e'er be th' same again?

It's th' final countdown, to be sure. th' final countdown.

We're headin' fer Venus (Venus).
And still we stand tall. Ahoy!
Splice the mainbrace!
'Cause maybe they've seen us.
Walk the plank!
And welcome us all, yeah.

With so many light years t' go
And thin's t' be found (t' be found)
I'm sure that we'll all comely wench that comely wench so.

It's th' final countdown. th' final countdown. th' final countdown. th' final countdown.

It's th' final countdown. th' final countdown.
Splice the mainbrace! th' final countdown.

It's th' final countdown.

We're leavin' together. th' final countdown, to be sure.
We'll all comely wench that comely wench so.
It's th' final countdown.
Splice the mainbrace!
It's th' final countdown.

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Jonathan - May 15, 2018 - Report this comment
aye, matey! this be better than buried treasure! 5s
P.S. it's funny you should post this, as I also am working on a couple of "Final Countdown" parodies, for this friday! one of 'em's a request of yours, Rob! :) stay tuned!
Rob Arndt - May 15, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, looking forward to your parodies!

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