Well, it was just outside of Jersey
But not actually in the state
Donny drilled metal things in a mill
Danger was his fate
But his desire burned like fire
For a stealthy gal named Kate

(Chorus)
She's a love ninja, a love ninja
Love ninja, snap the neck of my heart
She's a love ninja, love ninja
Nunchuck my life apart

(Rap)
Roundhouse, face kick, elbow chop
Ninja stole my heart and she wouldn't stop
Bow staff, blow dart, samurai blade
Ninja went off like a ninja grenade
Girl chose smoke bomb, vanished in the sparks
She's so deadly like a robot shark
A robot shark, how sweet that would be?
Mechanical beast swimming in the sea...

Now, Donny loved her so deeply
He knew she would lie in wait
Slowly would move in for the kill
Was her plan for them to date
To get feudal was his desire
Might have to fight to get to fourth base!

She's a love ninja, a love ninja
Love ninja, snap the neck of my heart
She's a love ninja, love ninja
Practicing her romantic arts

(Rap repeat)

She's a love ninja, strong kisser
Love ninja, shurikens of Eros pin my heart
She's a live ninja, love ninja
Shadow princess, deadly charms

Loving her puts me in harms... way
I'm Donny with my stealth gal Kate