Clinton upstaged President Obama
Talking in the White House with the press
You can say there's no two bigger egos
But they're not that much worse than all the rest

He'd been thinking 'bout those tax cuts
That George Dubya put in place
To help with triangulation
Barrack brought out an old familiar face

'Twas the presidential husband
Of State Secretary Hill
He was once known as "Slick Willie"
But I've always liked to call him "Mr. Bill"
(Oh noooooooo!)

Clinton upstaged President Obama
Talking in the White House with the press
You can say there's no two bigger egos
But they're not that much worse than all the rest

With reporters in the press room
The two presidents did talk
After just eleven minutes
Then the current man in office took a walk

Now we're wond'ring 'bout Obama
Did not seem to take this well
When asked why the sudden exit
Said he had to run along and meet Michelle
(Oh well)

Clinton upstaged President Obama
Talking in the White House with the press
You can say there's no two bigger egos
But they're not that much worse than all the rest

Then Bill Clinton took more questions
After Barry up and went
Can't help but get the impression
That Bill wishes he could still be president

There's a lesson to be learned here
For us ordinary folks
We should always use some caution
With a man who has cigars but rarely smokes

Clinton upstaged President Obama
Talking in the White House with the press
You can say there's no two bigger egos
But they're not that much worse than all the rest

Clinton upstaged President Obama
Talking in the White House with the press
You can say there's no two bigger egos
But they're not that much worse than all the rest