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Song Parodies -> "NASA Never Sent a Man to the Moon"
Original Song Title:
"Grandma got run over by a Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Elmo & Patsy
Parody Song Title:
"NASA Never Sent a Man to the Moon"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
If you don't hear from me again it's because NASA had me killed. I knew too much.............
NASA never sent a man to the moon
It is just a huge conspiracy
Yes it is our nation's biggest secret
A lie that all began with Kennedy
It all started in the 50's
When Sputnik was in the sky
America had egg on its face
And all our citizens were terrified
So we said there was a 'Space Race'
While Vietnam was in a rage
But instead of building rockets
In Nevada we were building a sound stage
NASA never sent a man to the moon
It is just a huge conspiracy
Yes it is our nation's biggest secret
A lie that all began with Kennedy
Scientists they had to fake it
Technology was just no use
Computers couldn't run a toaster
Every time they turned them on they blew a fuse
Kennedy asked about the progress
And the scheme was what he got
He said he would blow the whistle
So NASA got p***ed off and had him shot
NASA never sent a man to the moon
It is just a huge conspiracy
Yes it is our nation's biggest secret
A lie that all began with Kennedy
You can tell it's not the real moon
It's all trick photography
Multiple shadows from the stage lights
And that misplaced rock that is marked with a 'C'
If you go to Cape Canaveral
You will see their fake moon rocks
But if you look a little closer
There's a shark tooth and a seashell in the box
NASA never sent a man to the moon
It is just a huge conspiracy
Yes it is our nation's biggest secret
A lie that all began with Kennedy
It is just a huge conspiracy
Yes it is our nation's biggest secret
A lie that all began with Kennedy
It all started in the 50's
When Sputnik was in the sky
America had egg on its face
And all our citizens were terrified
So we said there was a 'Space Race'
While Vietnam was in a rage
But instead of building rockets
In Nevada we were building a sound stage
NASA never sent a man to the moon
It is just a huge conspiracy
Yes it is our nation's biggest secret
A lie that all began with Kennedy
Scientists they had to fake it
Technology was just no use
Computers couldn't run a toaster
Every time they turned them on they blew a fuse
Kennedy asked about the progress
And the scheme was what he got
He said he would blow the whistle
So NASA got p***ed off and had him shot
NASA never sent a man to the moon
It is just a huge conspiracy
Yes it is our nation's biggest secret
A lie that all began with Kennedy
You can tell it's not the real moon
It's all trick photography
Multiple shadows from the stage lights
And that misplaced rock that is marked with a 'C'
If you go to Cape Canaveral
You will see their fake moon rocks
But if you look a little closer
There's a shark tooth and a seashell in the box
NASA never sent a man to the moon
It is just a huge conspiracy
Yes it is our nation's biggest secret
A lie that all began with Kennedy
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Hmmmm....so that's what happened to JFK? Those conspiracy theorists have been barking up the wrong tree!
Good work, FG. I'm working up a parody that's about flying saucers / UFO's ... I think you might like it ... stay tuned.
You keep on trashing JFK, I'll keep on giving you all ones. That's what I can do for my country. Or, maybe, in the spirit of the equally immortal and great Jackie Gleason, it is YOU who should be sent to the Moon! That's two small insults from a man, one giant favor to mankind.
it seems a mite jerky but as night and day as the topics are its 15 from me
You brave American. You can vote ones on a parody for your country. I salute you sir. Your efforts will be forever etched in the annals of American History.
Or forever itched in the anals of Amiright Hysteria.
LOL!
This is EXACTLY like the one I was gonna write to this song...except completely different. Well done man.
So, "Floyd's Garage", (hhhpppphhh...puffff), you think you're pretty SMART, do you? I've got a couple of Men In Black who're coming over to have a word with you...heh heh heh
Hey, CSM, what's your beef with the Buffalo Bills? Did Jack Kemp try to investigate you while he was in Congress? 'Cause that was well after he played for them.
So, "Michael Pacholek", (hhhpppphhh...puffff), you think YOU'RE pretty smart too, eh? (hhhpppphhh...puffff) .... You might notice a little "missing time" next time you're driving alone at night on a deserted road somewhere...heh heh heh
Very interesting Floyd.. I saw that TV Program Too! It's sort of like Santa, you want to believe, but you really know better. I guess there is new NASA discussion about going to the moon. Very good timley topic!
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