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Song Parodies -> "Driving My Wife Away"

Original Song Title:

"Driving My Life Away"

Original Performer:

Eddie Rabbitt

Parody Song Title:

"Driving My Wife Away"

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The Lyrics

Well, I peel my socks off
Throw them on the countertop
Beer cans in the plants
Go outside without saying Hello.
Fall asleep on the porch.
Leave my Playboys
Open in the bathroom
Call in sick, wear brown shoes
With my black corduroy pants
And my Muff-Dive T-Shirt

Oooo, I'm driving my wife away
Hoping that soon, any day,
She'll leave.
Oooo, I'm driving my wife away
Looking for another one.

Well, I eat my dinner, in a half-a-minute
Throw it up, in the sink, leave it
For her to clean up
Then I say I'm hungry

Ooooo, I'm driving my wife away
Hoping that by Saturday
She'll leave.
Ooooo, I'm driving my wife away
Looking for another one.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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