Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Barney All The Time"

Original Song Title:

"Party All The Time"

Original Performer:

Eddie Murphy ft. Rick James

Parody Song Title:

"Barney All The Time"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This babysitter is getting really sick and tired of being forced to watch Barney but I can't really blame her...
Mom, You know I can’t stand it
When I’m babysitting
When this, of all things, is on the tube
It’s frying my brain, gee whiz,
A purple dino singer (Purple dino singer)
This crap makes me pout, Those tykes
Belt out “I love you”

These kids watch that Barney all the time
Barney all the time
Barney all time
I can’t stand that Barney, Lost my mind
Baaaaaarney, Lost my mind
This show is such a crime!

(Barney all the time!)
Those kids watch Barney all the time (Barney all the time)
Noooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo (Barney's far from prime)
Can’t take that Barney all the time! (Barney’s gutter slime)

Girl’s a Triceratops and sings holding her blanket
She has a brother with the strange name BJ
These dinosaurs are my plight, Playpark ain’t too Jurassic
They’re singing these songs about love that are lame

Still these kids watch that Barney all the time
Barney all the time, Barney all the time
These kids watch that Barney which is grime
Barney speaks in rhymes
Kids will watch that Barney till they die
Barney till they die, Barney till they die
Stuck here watching Barney going blind
Barney going bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind, Yuck!

Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney

"They're watching Barney all the time"


Only like Barney when I’m high
He’s a big fat clown
I need some munchies now

I'm glued to Barney
Don't think he's corny now


Barney when I'm fried
I'm gonna smoke and watch Barney, yeah!


Barney, I'll now eye
Watch it!

Barney's in spotlights!


Way to go Barney you once again lead childhood's youth into substance abuse!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 2.1
How Funny: 2.1
Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Baffled - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh my, who hasn't done this topic before? As boring as the kiddie show.
Matthias - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Well... I, for one, haven't done this topic before. So I wanted to join the ranks of all the others who have covered this topic!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 870