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Song Parodies -> "Baked Beans Moan Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eddie Money

Parody Song Title:

"Baked Beans Moan Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Harry

The Lyrics

Baked Beans Moan Tonight



I feel the thunder

It's the thunder that cries to keep all-bran to quake at night.
Argh! Phew, the pants burn!
I shouldn't thunder when I feel my weight sway left and right

Ripped calls, you cower , not breathing

It isn't safe to walk near grisly stinks I groan
Antacids, (taken), fizz running through me

Let's find the beans and burp “grease retching songs”.

I can feel you heave
I can feel my farts’ heat blasting.
Baked beans moan tonight!
I don't want to let one go till you strike that light!
Baked beans moan tonight!
Listen honey
gusts my fanny sang! Beans and chili baby!

I’m delighted by all this “sparkfest”

I let bright flares
I quake, blew freeps and groans
I scared some company

My farty can’s danger: it freeps some more, then the mold winds blow!

I can feel you heave
I can feel my fart heat blasting. . . .
Beans and chili baby!

Gusts my fanny sang
I say
Gusts my fanny sang:
Beans and chili gravy
Gravy
my darling!
I squeal the thunder
it's the thunder!

Baked beans moan tonight!
I don’t want to let one go till you strike a light
Baked beans moan tonight!
I don’t want to let one go till you strike that light
Baked beans moan tonight!
I don’t want to let one go till you strike a light!
I kid you not. Security code is z28 (Iroc Z28) from the 80s. But it didn't run on natural gas.
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Andria - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Another great parody from the Fartmaster! 555, and regarding the IROC Z-28, I've never owned one, but I have known people that have, and the consensus is that they are about the most uncomfortable, impractical, inefficient, overpowered vehicle there is. Security code was PFB, as in "Pfffbbbb", as in a fart.
Harry - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria.
Below Average Dave - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
It's toilet humor, but it was funny. . .unfortunately my security code was not as fun as Andria's, 6BL--doesn't seem to mean anything:)
2Eagle - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Five fragrant fuzzies.
Harry - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2 Eagle, B.A.D. This security code is: 94T.
AFW - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
A real blast of gas...wrinkled my nose and made ME hold my breath..
Harry - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW

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