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Song Parodies -> "Elastic Pantaloons"

Original Song Title:

"Electric Avenue"

Original Performer:

Eddie Grant

Parody Song Title:

"Elastic Pantaloons"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

For a Youtube look and listen to Eddie Grant's OS of "Electric Avenue" click HERE



I won't be beat down with violence,
And, and they gots them jerk wit dat gun.
All place you hang out, you're watchin'.
And you're fair game weapons have none.

Oh so, I shoot a rock on through elastic pantaloons,
I ready, aim make fly it.
Oh, I'm gonna clock rounds through elastic pantaloons,
Like David 'gainst Goliath.

Shootin' out large rocks and boulders,
They lay in wards all string with IV.
Shot in the heart how I gore ya,
I make my feud what dey did.
Goon Squad!

I gotta rock for you, elastic pantaloons,
It's gonna make you shyer.
I shoot your glock in two, elastic pantaloons,
And den it will not fire.

Throw blow,
Owe woe,
No mo,
Mow bro.

Oh yo, I'm gonna knock coo-coo, elastic pantaloons,
Until I get dem tire.
Yo, I'm gonna shock dem crew, elastic pantaloons,
It's gonna ache dey ire.

I take good aim wit my bungee,
Never let get dem dere gun.
Dealin' dis-orientation,
I can still out beat anyone.

Oh yo, dis gonna knock down you, elastic pantaloons,
You ass it bake like fire.
Oh no, it gonna sock it to, elastic pantaloons,
You gonna make perspire.

Oooh, ouch, hard concrete,
Ouch, dis bad sheet,
Ouch, now dis pay time,
Ouch you in fight.

Oh, I'm gonna chalk a few, elastic pantaloons,
I'm gonna rake you dire.
Oh, I'll shot your block in two, elastic pantaloons,
And den you will expire.

Bouts in the street,
Doubt I'll you'll beat,
I'm not goin' play 'round,
Leave me mark wide and round.

Oh, I'm gonna crock your jewels. Elastic pantaloons,
Your voice a getta higher.
Hey, I gotta lock on you, elastic pantaloons,
Oooh, yeah!
(I gonna make defier)
Rockets in your behind
(I'll turn the rocks on you, elastic pantaloons)
Rockets taking flight,
(Until we make retire)
(Elastic pantaloons)...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 5   9

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Phil Alexander - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Title sub of the day :-D Not what I was expecting in terms of subject matter, but hey.. rock on :-)
McKludge - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm with Phil on this. I think you'll have to explain what sans-a-belt pants have to do with whacking people. But it was a funny read. 555
Guy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Phil - Glad you liked the title sub. I just wanted it to be about as stupid as that OS is. Thanks.

McKludge - It's kind of like the idea way back when with The Beverly Hillbillies when Granny thought a bra was a double barrel slingshot. Tie a couple of elastic pantaloons together and start pelting bad guys with hard projectiles. It was more of the name sub that I was considering. If it is anything, it is original. Thanks.
Michael McVey - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Definitely an original idea! See my "Dyspeptic Avenue" for another way to parody this '80s classic.
alvin - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
we have a winner in the "weirdest concept of the week" can't even say "elastic pantaloons" without cracking up...wonderfully odd
AFW - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Fan-lastic...not that much of a stretch, either..fine work
Jack Wilson, Parody Master of this OS - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
This was awesome! Check out my parody of it And I love the OS LOL
Guy- - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Michael - Took a peak at your parody. Very nice. Left comment and vote. Thanks for weighing in on mine.

I knew you would think the title funny. You and AFW are the masters of funny sub titles. And I am honored to have the weirest of the week award from you. Thanks for visiting and commenting. Weird is good.

AFW - I just couldn't stretch the point more. Thanks.

Master Jack - Awesome is a good adjective to use. So glad you liked it and I think your's is awesome too. I read it as you requested, commented and voted. Thanks.
Guy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - somehow your name was dropped in my reply comment. I'm sure you can tell which comment is directed at you and thanks again.
Agrimorfee - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Hm, for some reason this did not jibe with me in any, shape or form. It's like, not very surreal so it doesn't make me go "wow, that's weird", and not too funny except for a few odd lines. One man's word salad is another man's alphabet soup, methinks. However, I respect the craft you put into it, Guy, so no vote from me.
Guy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Ag - Votes are pointless - I'm kind of glad that amiright is banned on our network at the work place. I used to have a whole lot of people vote for me but never comment. Can't get most computer geeks to write. Your constructive criticism is worth way more. Sometimes you and I agree on a parody and sometimes we don't. It's a matter of personal taste. This is just a stupid parody and I did it for the sake of stupidity with that Island theme to give it some color. Thanks for weighing in. Fortunately the Netork shop which includes me have a roadrunner connection as a troubleshooting tool. Only a very small handful of people on the whole installation have access to unblocked surfing.
LadyPanther - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, this is very funny! And I do remember Granny with her "slingShot". And let me me see, . . . . ahhh Yes, I have some 555's here in my lacy pantaloons for your ardent effort, Sir!
Guy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Lady P. Like your handle today. Cute. "tis gladness to my heart to have tickled your pantsy with my most humble offering of humour, M'lady. Whilst thy night be pleasant and slumberful I am most hopeful for. And please accept my offering of gratitute and thanks.
LadyCupCakes - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
555's for your Birthday, Sir Guy!! Many heart-felt wishes for a wonderful year.
Paul Robinson - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, Guy, I see you've stretched out your musical horizons to work on this OS. You're a better man than I am, 'cause I don't think I could stand listening to it enough times to work out the pace/rhyme scheme. lol ~ ~ ~
Guy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
LCC - What's with the birthday greetings? It must have been the Mr. Foldin' Chair parody I wrote that posted on Monday. Someone else in that parody wished me birthday greetings. Methinks there is confusion since the first line of the parody says I had a birthday and yes I have, too many to count but not that recently. My birthday is in Autumn. Sorry if this confused anyone. I've said it before and I'll say it again - you cannot believe everything I write about in my parodies and in my comments. I like to push buttons and a lot of the stuff I say that people really believe about me is so totally inaccurate.

Paul - I was getting tired toward the end thinking up new lines. I just finished "Down On The Corner" parody by CCR and the chorus is run six times. Sometimes I wish I'd never adopted a policy of no repeat choruses. But then I like to give each of you your nickel's worth.

Thanks Paul and thanks again M'Lady.
Invisible Boy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I too remember the double barrel slingshot, although I can picture Ellie May (ahh the stuff boy's dreams are made of) saying it. Wonderfully wacky original idea, Guy.
John Jenkins - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Fun parody with good substitutionss.
Guy - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Invisaboy - Donna Douglas may have been near Hollywood, but she was pure Disney Land. Thanks.

JJ - Thanks for taking a peak brother.

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