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Song Parodies -> "The Essential Earl Thomas Comedy Parody No. 3: Heavenly Bodies (Beach)"
Original Song Title:
"Heavenly Bodies"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Earl Thomas Conley
Parody Song Title:
"The Essential Earl Thomas Comedy Parody No. 3: Heavenly Bodies (Beach)"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
and now, Samuel's request, for a parody about girls in bikinis! (can you blame him?) set to track 3 from "The Essential Earl Thomas Conley" album. given the OS, this was just a perfect match! everybody, please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3BBRzTkJQs
something else Samuel might enjoy: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/bf/96/23bf96c10134ba53d63afb2e6a2a03b1.gif
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3BBRzTkJQs
something else Samuel might enjoy: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/bf/96/23bf96c10134ba53d63afb2e6a2a03b1.gif
pleasure for the eyes, boobs and oiled thighs
such a treat, watching their tops fall down
so, I'm just sitting here, sipping on a cold root beer
and watching babes sunbathing, on the ground
'Cause All These Heavenly Bodies Come To This Beach, To Tan
Heavenly Bodies, They're Just Too Much For This Man, Yeah Baby
I Love To Sit Here, Enjoying Each Summertime
Just Watching Them Making Their Heavenly Bodies All Shine
pretty blondes walk by, sexy-induced high
but how's a man to hide what's in plane sight?
not one jogger, two! and my "buddy" grew
I think I'll see them in my dreams, tonight
'Cause All These Heavenly Bodies Come To This Beach, To Tan
Heavenly Bodies, They're Just Too Much For This Man, Yeah Baby
I Love To Sit Here, Enjoying Each Summertime
Just Watching Them Making Their Heavenly Bodies All Shine
'Cause All These Heavenly Bodies Come To This Beach, To Tan
Heavenly Bodies, They're Just Too Much For This Man, Yeah Baby
I Love To Sit Here, Enjoying Each Summertime
Just Watching Them Making Their Heavenly Bodies All Shine
Just Watching Them Making Their Heavenly Bodies All Shine
such a treat, watching their tops fall down
so, I'm just sitting here, sipping on a cold root beer
and watching babes sunbathing, on the ground
'Cause All These Heavenly Bodies Come To This Beach, To Tan
Heavenly Bodies, They're Just Too Much For This Man, Yeah Baby
I Love To Sit Here, Enjoying Each Summertime
Just Watching Them Making Their Heavenly Bodies All Shine
pretty blondes walk by, sexy-induced high
but how's a man to hide what's in plane sight?
not one jogger, two! and my "buddy" grew
I think I'll see them in my dreams, tonight
'Cause All These Heavenly Bodies Come To This Beach, To Tan
Heavenly Bodies, They're Just Too Much For This Man, Yeah Baby
I Love To Sit Here, Enjoying Each Summertime
Just Watching Them Making Their Heavenly Bodies All Shine
'Cause All These Heavenly Bodies Come To This Beach, To Tan
Heavenly Bodies, They're Just Too Much For This Man, Yeah Baby
I Love To Sit Here, Enjoying Each Summertime
Just Watching Them Making Their Heavenly Bodies All Shine
Just Watching Them Making Their Heavenly Bodies All Shine
thanks for reading! more requests and more from "The Essential Earl Thomas Conley" album to come, so stay tuned!
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Heavenly bodies indeed! Thanks Jonathan! Three fives! My wife wants to know if you can do a parody about the cola wars. She likes Pepsi and I like Coke. Endless squabbling....
^ certainly! up until very recently, I was a Pepsi guy. but now that they have eliminated their diet pepsi with splenda, I'm leaning towards team coke! (who makes both a diet version with aspartame, or splenda!) thanks for the fives, as well as the suggestion! keep an eye out for it to crop up among my future parodies! :)
You've done it again, Jon! 555 sly looks!
^ thanks, mate!
I wonder if it's true that ol' Earl had an illegitimate child with one of the Soul Train gals?
^ just curious, but where in the name of Space Ghost did you hear that? I think it goes without saying that I am uber fan and have done some reading about Mr. Conley, but never have I heard about this. although, he is notable for being the only country music artist to ever appear on soul train! (just another item in his impressive list of career accomplishments!)
Did he have sex with Anita Pointer?
No, Edda Mae Cooke per Ebony Magazine, 1980s. It was speculation. She was seen with him at a bar and they later shared a motel room together. He was having problems drinking, and spent a lot of time depressed away from Sandra. Nine months later and she had a baby with unlisted father who was a " musician." Father was white.
^ gotta admit, this is the first time I'm hearing any of this. even searching google isn't bringing up anything other than the fact of him being the only country artist to appear on the show. could you perhaps point me in the right direction to read more about this rumour?
Gawd, maybe he had sex with Rosie Perez!!! She would have been 21 in 1986!
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