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Song Parodies -> "The Essential Earl Comedy Parody #2: A Cross Between Tights And Thong"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Between Right And Wrong"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Earl Thomas Conley

Parody Song Title:

"The Essential Earl Comedy Parody #2: A Cross Between Tights And Thong"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

well, time for my second entry in the "Earl Thomas Comedy Parodies" project. in this spoof of track 2 on the "Essential Earl Thomas Conley" album, some unfortunate chap picks up a pair of tight undergarments from goodwill. however, being so overweight, they are especially tight-fitting on him. so much so, that it threatens his visiting girlfriend's plans and quite possibly, his ability to have children, in the future. please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUo3uA2Bf_U
well, I bought them at a goodwill store, not far from home
started having second thoughts, so I decided to try them on
when suddenly, my girl calls me up on the telephone
said she's coming to me, so we can just have some fun

Oh, But This Is Just Bad, I Can't Get Them Off
If I Weren't So Fat, Lord, They'd Look Kinda Hot
They Keep Riding On Up And I Am Boned
And They're Crushing My Diddle, A Cross Between Tights And Thong

she said "you know I never was real big on sitting around
so I'll show you a good time, if you just pull those tight shorts down"
said I'd realy kind of love to, babe, they're cutting blood flow
I don't care for this underwear, just, please baby, don't go

Oh And This Is Just Sad, I Can't Get Them Off
If I Weren't So Fat, Lord, They'd Look Kinda Hot
They Keep Riding On Up And I Am Boned
And They're Crushing My Diddle, A Cross Between Tights And Thong

yeah, her kinda love kept me trying to just free my hind
scissors fin'ly cut them off, that's a load off my mind
if I hurry outside, I won't have to go it alone
blood flow's back, dirty thoughts about that woman who's almost gone

Tell Her It's Not That Bad, See? I Got Them Off
Now, Why Do You Laugh, Babe, While Those Strangers Cough?
I'm Outside In The Buff And I'm So Boned
'Cause The Whole Neighborhood Is Getting To See My Bolone
thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Jon, this is some crazy stuff! 555 for TMI comedy!
Jonathan - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
^ thanks, mate!
Samuel - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Jonathan, cool parody. Fives! Could you maybe write a parody about girls in bikinis? I think that would be great!
Jonathan - April 21, 2018 - Report this comment
^ sure thing, Samuel! in fact, I think you may have just inspired my next parody, of track 3 from "The Essential Earl Thomas Conley" album. so, look for that next week and thanks for the suggestion!

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