Song Parodies -> "Essential ETC Parodies: 14. Once Every Full Moon"

Original Song Title:

"Once In A Blue Moon"

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"Essential ETC Parodies: 14. Once Every Full Moon"

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and finally, to cap off this batch of parodies from the "Essential Earl Thomas Conley" album, we have the story of a man who, thanks to a werewolf bite, becomes a werewolf himself, every full moon! also, the "best friend" who doesn't believe him, accusing the wolfman of being attention-seeking. this just seemed appropriate for Halloween...
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEbYoiy6Wi8

back when I was ten, I noticed something wrong
had bite marks on my shin, it did not take long
for me to realize, that a wolf, so lone
followed me home and bit me to the bone
so on nights like tonight, leave me alone

‘Cause Once Every Full Moon, I'll Become A Fright
‘Cause Once On A Full Moon, I Got That Werewolf Bite
I Get Werewolf Claws And Werewolf Jaws
Yeah Buddy, I'm Really Quite A Sight
Once Every Full Moon, I'll Become A Fright

I'm “Starving For Attention” is that what you just said?
I guess you'll know I'm not kidding, when you end up dead
pray a werewolf hunter comes rushing to your aid
the moon will transform me soon, no more delays
so, like Mike Jackson, I'll warn: “GO AWAY!”

‘Cause Once Every Full Moon, I'll Become A Fright
‘Cause Once On A Full Moon, I Got That Werewolf Bite
See, I Get Werewolf Claws Oh And Werewolf Jaws
Yeah Buddy, I'm Really Quite A Sight
Once Every Full Moon, Once Every Full Moon
You See, Once Every Full Moon, I'm A Sight Of Fright

Once Every Full Moon...

thanks for reading & Happy Halloween!

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CML - October 26, 2018 - Report this comment

I have never heard of Earl Thomas Conley before you started doing this, Jonathan, and I'll bet most people here on Amiright haven't either. I'm sure that explains the total lack of response to your monumental efforts here today. Still, it's pretty shocking: not a single vote or comment on any new Amiright submission until I chirped in at 3:00 PM Pacific Time

CML - October 26, 2018 - Report this comment

Now that I've heard the song it seems vaguely familiar (very vague) so I get what you're trying to do, so 555's

Jonathan - October 26, 2018 - Report this comment

^ thanks for dropping by! Earl Thomas Conley was a pretty big name in the '80s, unfortunately, not many people are familiar with him, today. (dude had 18 #1. hits!) anyway, he may have been from before my time, technically. ('90s lad.) but, he is, in my opinion, the greatest country singer of all time! since I believe you had the pleasure of experiencing the '80s (not gonna lie, I'm kinda jealous!) you may be somewhat familiar with the OS.

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