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Song Parodies -> "ETC Parody #13. Freezing My Balls In The Pool"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Falls Like A Fool"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Earl Thomas Conley

Parody Song Title:

"ETC Parody #13. Freezing My Balls In The Pool"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

summer's over and the weather is cooling down. so, this daredevil takes bet from his best buddy, to take a nice, refreshing dip in his backyard swimming pool! what could possibly go wrong... right?
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TdaOudaUO8
end of summertime
there's a breeze, as it starts to freeze
you tell me the water is fine
offer healthy sum of moneyz
well, I've been around
I've taken dumb dares before
I'll do it for twenty bucks more
it's sure gettin’ breezy

Freezing My Balls In The Pool
Freezing My Junk, My Little Wiener
The Hot, Summertime Days Are All But Through
I'm Starting To Turn Blue
Freezing My Balls In The Pool
Freezing My Junk, My Little Wiener
‘Cause I Dove In, On A Bad Dare From You

thought I'd be afraid
of getting a tad frozen?
there's been so many times I got paid
by bones I had broken
oh, but that being said
I must ask you, open the door
this daredevil can't stand no more
this sitting & freezing

Freezing My Balls In The Pool
Freezing My Junk, My Little Wiener
The Hot, Summertime Days Are All But Through
I'm Starting To Turn Blue
Freezing My Balls In The Pool
Freezing My Junk, My Little Wiener
‘Cause I Dove In, On A Bad Dare From You

Freezing My Balls In The Pool
Freezing My Junk, My Little Wiener
The Hot, Summertime Days Are All But Through
I'm Starting To Turn Blue
Freezing My Balls In The Pool
Freezing My Junk, My Little Wiener (fade out…)
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