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Song Parodies -> "Essential E.T. Comedy Parodies: 12. Son Don't Care (Just What He Break"
Original Song Title:
"Love Don't Care (Whose Heart It Breaks)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Earl Thomas Conley
Parody Song Title:
"Essential E.T. Comedy Parodies: 12. Son Don't Care (Just What He Break"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
next up, we have the story of a father, lamenting his son's uber-destructive behavior. I've known kids like this.
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsp5pHMRU4g
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsp5pHMRU4g
I pulled an all-nighter
fixing that stuffed tiger, he'd pulled out the hair
but he don't care
he's a real toy-breaker
he drove his last caretaker
to go Delaware
and it's not fair
he's never had a toy for long
he breaks them all to bits
I tell him he plays with them wrong
but he just throws his fits
And My Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
He Don't Care What Gets Thrown Away
To Leave Glass Nearby Is A Big Mistake
Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
why, just last December
got him brand new sneakers, a clock, to tell time
and he lost his mind
he stuck them in the blender
I could not believe it and I tanned his hide
that boy ain't right
he's never had a toy for long
he breaks them all to bits
I tell him he plays with them wrong
but he just throws his fits
And My Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
He Don't Care What Gets Thrown Away
To Leave Glass Nearby Is A Big Mistake
Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
My Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
Son Don't Care
Nope, My Son Don't Care
Son Don't Care
Nope, My Son Don't Care
fixing that stuffed tiger, he'd pulled out the hair
but he don't care
he's a real toy-breaker
he drove his last caretaker
to go Delaware
and it's not fair
he's never had a toy for long
he breaks them all to bits
I tell him he plays with them wrong
but he just throws his fits
And My Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
He Don't Care What Gets Thrown Away
To Leave Glass Nearby Is A Big Mistake
Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
why, just last December
got him brand new sneakers, a clock, to tell time
and he lost his mind
he stuck them in the blender
I could not believe it and I tanned his hide
that boy ain't right
he's never had a toy for long
he breaks them all to bits
I tell him he plays with them wrong
but he just throws his fits
And My Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
He Don't Care What Gets Thrown Away
To Leave Glass Nearby Is A Big Mistake
Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
My Son Don't Care Just What He Breaks
Son Don't Care
Nope, My Son Don't Care
Son Don't Care
Nope, My Son Don't Care
thanks for reading!
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