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Song Parodies -> "The Essential Earl Thomas Comedy Parodies: 11. Gagged & Bound"

Original Song Title:

"Honor Bound"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Earl Thomas Conley

Parody Song Title:

"The Essential Earl Thomas Comedy Parodies: 11. Gagged & Bound"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

the story of a man who was "Trapped In The Closet" while a female burglar ransacked his house! set to "Honor Bound" by Earl Thomas Conley, because this song OWNS "Trapped In The Closet" By R. Kelly...
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqKtuT3e60w
nothing was left, watches? not one
it's hard to keep my temper, she stole my bucket Dubble Bubble Gum
and all of my loose change is gone from the couch
the mattress where I sleep, that cat burglar was no slouch
I hope the cops arrest her, because she had left me

All Gagged & Bound, Trapped In A Closet I Last Cleaned Too Long Ago
And I Hate Her So Much, How I Got Out I Do Not Know
Oh, But I Got Out And Made A Call To The Police
And I Hope They Catch Her, So Her Ugly Crimes Will Cease

I got kinda hard, when she first grabbed the rope
a spandex-wearing bad girl and a good time, that was my hope
I guess I wasn't right, no play with the dong
I can't even make stew now, because my crockpot is gone
just how long for the cops to catch her and bring my stuff back to me?

I Was Gagged & Bound, Trapped In A Closet I Last Cleaned Too Long Ago
And I Hate Her So Much, How I Got Out I Do Not Know
Oh, But I Got Out And Made A Call To The Police
And I Hope They Catch Her, So Her Ugly Crimes Will Cease

(in the ‘80s, even the country songs had saxophone!)

nothing was left, watches? not one
it's hard to keep my temper, she stole my bucket Dubble Bubble Gum...
thanks for reading!

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