like a smug and outrageous tool
thinking you're some kinda knight
you say “celebs kill wee girls and boys”
and I think that I’ve heard enough, a’ight?

you say the illuminati rules
“don’t shop at Walmart, be smart!”
you think all in charge, yes, Prez Trumpster, too
will make society fall apart

What Have You To Gain, With Conspiracies?
Planting Fear In Brains, With Conspiracies
It’s The Same Each Day You Just Spread Doom & Gloom
‘Cause You Saw It On Youtube, Perchance You're Sniffing Glue

you’re beginning to look up more eerie content
hoping we’ll all wet our pants
if it weren't for that stuff, you’d still be my friend
you swear you’ve seen the aliens dance…

Each Gets More Insane, Your Conspiracies
Gov. Controls Our Brains, More Conspiracies
It’s The Same Each Day You Just Spread Doom & Gloom
‘Cause You Saw It On Youtube, Perchance You're Sniffing Glue

Have You Lost Your Brain? These Conspiracies
Logic Down The Drain, Jeez, Conspiracies
It’s The Same Each Day You Just Spread Doom & Gloom
‘Cause You Saw It On Youtube, Perchance You're Sniffing Glue

Perchance You're Sniffing Glue
Perchance You're Sniffing Glue
Perchance You're Sniffing Glue