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Song Parodies -> "The Essential E.T. Comedy Parody No. 7: I'm Still On The Line"

Original Song Title:

"Your Love's On The Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Earl Thomas Conley

Parody Song Title:

"The Essential E.T. Comedy Parody No. 7: I'm Still On The Line"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

after a particularly confusing and frustrating bout with fickle internet connection, (as in, literally all websites BUT amiright would load!) it appears that my service is finally back on track and so am I! so, here's a parody of track 7 from "The Essential Earl Thomas Conley" album. in it, some bloke is ripped off by some gimmick of a product and when he calls to complain about it, he gets placed on a never-ending hold! please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTHJts1mmIc
I’m feeling cheated, they must’ve lied
those Amazon reviews all seemed satisfied
and now I’m just thinking of posting something impolite

won’t refund my money, that’s sick and it’s wrong
I’ve got questions & comments, so I grab my phone
and then whoever answers, sure is in for an earful, tonight

Boy, Wait ‘Til I Speak With Those Clowns
Give A Piece Of My Mind
It’s Been More Than An Hour Now
And I’m Still On The Line

boiling is my blood, I’m wasting my life
playing muzak Cher covers, like they’ve done all the night
and I know I can't get back the time I’ve wasted on this call

my temper while I’m waiting is hard to control
that nasally-voiced woman has left me on hold
I can't even try to remember not holding a phone

Boy, Wait ‘Til I Speak With Those Clowns
Give A Piece Of My Mind
It’s Been More Than Two Hours Now
And I’m Still On The Line

Just Wait ‘Til I Speak With Those Clowns
Give A Piece Of My Mind
It’s Been More Than Three Hours Now
And I’m Still On The Line
thanks for reading!
coming up!:
The Final Chowdown (Rob's take)
The Final Chowdown (Onslaught's take)
Hamburger (Rob's requested "Maneater" parody.)
stay tuned!

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Rob Arndt - July 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Hold on... all of our voters are busy at this time... a representative will give you a vote in the order viewed... 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵... unfortunately, the vote center is now closed. Please call 555-5555 between the hours of 7 am to 7 pm Monday thru Friday. Goodbye!
Jonathan - July 06, 2018 - Report this comment
^ dang flabbit! I really wanted to know if people liked it... ;P
Jeff - July 07, 2018 - Report this comment
"Hold on, let me figure out a good rating for you. Just another minute until I can get my supervisor!" 555 seconds later or 9.25 minutes... (80s music playing in the background in the interim). "Sir, for just $5.55/Mo I can recommend this parody!"
Jonathan - July 07, 2018 - Report this comment
^ thanks!

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