Song Parodies -> Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
| Original Song Title: | "Guitars, Cadillacs, And Hillbilly Music" |
| Original Performer: | Dwight Yoakam |
| Parody Song Title: | "Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Oh, I used to play some pro football,
back in my younger days
For this sack with ice, I sacrificed good health
Although I made a ton of money then,
The sands of time roll on
Good booze and women wiped out all that wealth
And now it's Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
I oughta' have a drugstore for a home
Oh yeah, my Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
Gout and Crohn's disease, and hemorrhoids hangin on
You'll get your interview ESPN, just hand me that Bud Light
I'll tell ya' anything ya' want ta' know
The dirt from all the guts and glory times
But, gotta' make it fast
Just a three minute warning of my life left to go
So, now it's Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
I oughta' have a drugstore for a home
With all these Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
Gout and Crohn's disease, and hemorrhoids hangin' on
Oh yeah, it's Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
Guess I oughta' have a drugstore for a home
Really oughta' have a drugstore for a home
Yeah, I oughta' have a drugstore for a home
back in my younger days
For this sack with ice, I sacrificed good health
Although I made a ton of money then,
The sands of time roll on
Good booze and women wiped out all that wealth
And now it's Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
I oughta' have a drugstore for a home
Oh yeah, my Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
Gout and Crohn's disease, and hemorrhoids hangin on
You'll get your interview ESPN, just hand me that Bud Light
I'll tell ya' anything ya' want ta' know
The dirt from all the guts and glory times
But, gotta' make it fast
Just a three minute warning of my life left to go
So, now it's Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
I oughta' have a drugstore for a home
With all these Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
Gout and Crohn's disease, and hemorrhoids hangin' on
Oh yeah, it's Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick
Guess I oughta' have a drugstore for a home
Really oughta' have a drugstore for a home
Yeah, I oughta' have a drugstore for a home
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