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Song Parodies -> "Cut Your Hair"
Original Song Title:
"Save A Prayer"
Original Performer:
Duran Duram
Parody Song Title:
"Cut Your Hair"
Parody Written by:
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter
The Lyrics
If my hair could talk, this is probably what it would say.
I watch you brushing me again
Corner of a mirror
And the light is casting
Red glow on me now
Spend your cash
Like all dreamers - forget to book hair cuts
You will have to cut your split ends off one day
Just cut your hair
Do it now
Left me months overdue, haven't you?
Get your hair cut
Do it now
Overdue and four months after
Overdue - now four months after
Overdue - now four months after
Pretty coloured tone
I would not dam the shower rose that soaks me through
Don't ask me why
I love hair mask - makes me look nice
But I want to be cut
And you won't get me done
There's split ends in my whole
Some people say I look quite so grand
But to me it's no paradise
Oh, trim your hair
Trim me now
Get me cut before you have to
Oh, please trim your hair
Cut me now
Make me neat and full of laughter
Make me neat and full of laughter
Make me neat and full of laughter
Make me neat and full of laughter
When will you cut me?
When will you?
When will you?
When will you?
Get your hair cut before you have to
Get your hair cut before you have to
Get your hair cut before you have to
Get your hair cut before you have to
Corner of a mirror
And the light is casting
Red glow on me now
Spend your cash
Like all dreamers - forget to book hair cuts
You will have to cut your split ends off one day
Just cut your hair
Do it now
Left me months overdue, haven't you?
Get your hair cut
Do it now
Overdue and four months after
Overdue - now four months after
Overdue - now four months after
Pretty coloured tone
I would not dam the shower rose that soaks me through
Don't ask me why
I love hair mask - makes me look nice
But I want to be cut
And you won't get me done
There's split ends in my whole
Some people say I look quite so grand
But to me it's no paradise
Oh, trim your hair
Trim me now
Get me cut before you have to
Oh, please trim your hair
Cut me now
Make me neat and full of laughter
Make me neat and full of laughter
Make me neat and full of laughter
Make me neat and full of laughter
When will you cut me?
When will you?
When will you?
When will you?
Get your hair cut before you have to
Get your hair cut before you have to
Get your hair cut before you have to
Get your hair cut before you have to
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If one didn't pay attention to all of the lyrics, one would think this parody was VERY creepy. Not to say that's a bad thing.
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