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Song Parodies -> "Virgin Shall Conceive"

Original Song Title:

"Islands in the stream"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Virgin Shall Conceive"

Parody Written by:

Glenn Walker

The Lyrics

Based on the Bible passage Isaiah 7:1-14. The prophet Isaiah was ministering to Ahaz, the then-reigning King of Judah.
[ISAIAH]
Ahaz, Thanks for meeting at the Washer's Field
I have heard from Yahweh and He wants a deal
So fall to your knees
There is something going on

[AHAZ]
Izzy, Gotta tell you this is wasting time
You are just a prophet writing nursery rhyme
I got king-stuff to do
You got nothing going on

[TOGETHER]
People gather 'round
King and Prophet are debating
Two small Kings want Ahaz-extermination
[ISAIAH] But Isaiah knows better, Shalom
God's a better protector, Shalom

[ISAIAH]
Ask God for a sign
Ask it high or low
Ask that King resign
Of Assyri-o
You have all the pow'r
Of another world
If you rely on Jehovah, Shalom
From one Hebrew to another, Shalom

[AHAZ]
I can't tempt my Sovereign that would just be wrong
Everybody knows this. Izzy, what's your prob-
lem? You just walk up to me.
I don't think your God is the real thing.

[ISAIAH to end]
That can happen to you when you're filled with doubt
So deep in sin that you see no way out
Ahaz this ain't abstract
You just turned your back on the real thing

No more alibi
Ahaz, you just lost forever
Your Kingdom will dissolve
And come back never
Since you did not trust Jehovah, Shalom
Your regime now is ov-ah, Shalom

[EXTRA VERSE sung by Isaiah or Narrator]
People, let me tell you what you just observed
God becomes a man and He is virgin born
Our Emanuel
We are freed from Hell and that's the real thing

He'll have no corruption, He's THE Sacrifice
Our debt forever to be paid by Christ
Oh arise and cheer
Nothing now to fear. So let the deal swing


[ISAIAH]
Virgin shall conceive
That shall be the sign
For us to believe
Soon deliv'rance mine
He'll forgive our sin
We will never burn
We'll have a mansion in Heaven, Shalom
Just receive the Savior's promise, Shalom

Virgin shall conceive
That shall be the sign
For us to believe
Soon deliv'rance mine
He'll forgive our sin
We will never burn
We'll have a mansion in Heaven, Shalom
Just receive the Savior's promise, Shalom

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