In my dreams I feel the pain
From He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

I hear snores from my cousin Dudley
I can't sleep
I wanna escape from the Dursleys
They are mean

What am I gonna do
About that You-Know-Who
But it's never too late
To pack my stuff and run away

In my dreams I feel the pain
From He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Privet Drive is not for me
Because I hate those Dursleys

Sittin' around, and countin' the days
Until I leave
To go to Hogwarts, and learn more magic
I can receive

I will somehow get through
Reading a book or two
Then it won't be too late
To be prepared on the first school day

In my dreams I feel the pain
From He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Those Dursleys just f**k with me
Even when Dudley punches me

In my dreams I feel the pain
From He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Don't know what it means to me
Though he stroke the scar on me

In my dreams--I feel the pain
From He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Privet Drive--is not for me
Because I hate those Dursleys
In my dreams--I feel the pain
Don't know what--it means to me
Those Dursleys-- they always just f**k with me
In my dreams--I feel the pain
Privet Drive--is not for me
Because I--hate those Dursleys
They're always--so mean to me
When they speak--they sound so strong
In my dreams--I feel the pain