The Moskva it was the doyenne
Of Russian Black Sea fleet
Putin will find it annoyin'
If she were to be defeat
But with the Ukraine invasion
The Moskva got hit, kapow!
Vlad, he will be enragin'
Oh, guess where she being now...

Under the sea
Under the sea
What will transpire?
Reclassify her
As submarine?
Now they no longer have her guns
Bombing Ukraine's civilians
Maybe it's better
Her getting wetter
Under the sea

The Russians, they said a fire
By accident was the cause
The accident rate much higher
When people are fighting wars
Is that what they really think, huh?
When these sorts of words they say?
Fall for it hook, line, sink her
Were we all born yesterday?
Oh, no
Under the sea
Under the sea
How does one lose a
Socking great cruiser
Accident'ly?
How did the Moskva come to this?
I guess the missile didn't miss
Who would have thunk it
Ukraine have sunk it
Under the sea (under the sea)
Under the sea (under the sea)
Russian defeat here
Must taste quite sweet here
For Zelenskyy (Zelenskyy)
People in Kremlin running scared
No one tells Vlad when news is bad
They say the Moskva
Going to prosper
Under the sea

Kiev is now Kyiv
Lvov is Lviv
Ukrainians sayin
It's time you should lyiv
So thanks for the tanks
Their mo-rale so low
The Russians are rushin' home
(Da)
The cross bit is lost
The church will be cross
Deceased her at Easter
Maybe it all dross
The war going bad
The Vlad going mad
And that warship fucked itself

Yeah, under the sea (under the sea)
Under the sea (under the sea)
When you realizing
Ship is capsizing
It too late to flee (too late to flee)
I bet that Vlad is feeling sore
No one says he's clever any more
Ain't he the loser
Because his cruiser's
Under the sea
Not what he planned on
Ship is abandoned
Under the sea
The Black Sea fleet is
Somewhat depleted
So sad it's not a
Still on the water
Chance is remote, it
Will be refloated
Under the sea