I want real parodies

Now look at this lowbrow, he’s just thinking “Screw it,
I’ll put the same things in each parody”
That ain’t writin’, that’s being a doofus
Ain’t funny or nothin’ and your schtick’s hackneyed

Now that ain’t writin’, what could make him do it?
The songs he posts are just plain dumb
Maybe someone here could act as his proofreader
maybe send him back where he came from

[Chorus]
I wish you folks would tell him to shove it
where he keeps his other feces
He’s just a turd regenerator
with obvious deficiencies

[Verse 2]
The little maggot’s doing someone else’s bidding.
Gotta be a strange affair
Do the little maggot’s posts all seem harebrained?
At copy/pasting he’s the best out there

[Chorus]
I wish you folks would tell him to shove it
where he keeps his other feces
He’s just a turd regenerator
with obvious deficiencies

Loser/user

[Chorus]
I wish you folks would tell him to shove it
where he keeps his other feces
He’s just a turd regenerator
with obvious deficiencies

Rookie there, look out

[Verse 3]
I wonder if he thought he’d go far
postin’ up dreck that leaves folks numb
It’s not uncommon for his posts to have poor grammar
What’s this site become?

Yet he comes here, following others’ choices
Keeps bringing up the Briants’ sainted memory
But now I’m smirking’, that’s not how you do it
Some old episode they watched is their legacy?

[Chorus]
How often are you gonna keep shovelin’
lists of long-dead “celebrities?”
You are the last of the celebrators
which would explain your daily reprise

[Verse 4]
Listen here, you should try lurkin’. I’d prefer you do it
I’ll bet most others on here’d agree
Yeah, you’re irksome
Posting? Just eschew it
Ain’t funny or nothin’ and your schtick’s hackneyed

[Refrain]

Ain’t funny or nothin, schtick’s hackneyed

(Repeat and fade out)