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Song Parodies -> "Money For Nothing/Andrew Yang"

Original Song Title:

"Money For Nothing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Money For Nothing/Andrew Yang"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Much like the original song, these lyrics are not written from my perspective, but from the perspective of a couple of bigoted blue-collarish guys who don’t like Andrew Yang or his supporters. The lyrics in parentheses are from a higher-pitched Yang supporter.
(Let’s vote for Andrew Yang)

Look at them losers, look at what they’re doing
They’re voting Yang for the pres-i-den-cy
Yeah they ain’t working, look at what they’re doing
They want their money for nothing and their cash for free

Now they hate working, that’s the way they do it
Lemme tell you, them guys are dumb
Twelve grand every year ads up to several trillion
Tell me where they’re going to find that kind of sum

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's

See the little slacker with the earring and the MATH hat
And check out that greasy hair
That little slacker spends all day on Minecraft
That little slacker he’s got time to spare

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's

I shoulda learned to play Halo 2
I shoulda learned Assassin’s Creed
Look at those NEET kids, they’re spending all day lounging at home right now
They get all that they need
And Andrew, what’s he, Chinese or something?
A California commie with a tech degree
Yeah, that ain’t working, that’s the way he’ll do it
He gives out money for nothing and the cash for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's

Now that ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
You vote for Yang for the pres-i-den-cy
That ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
You get your money for nothing and the cash for free

(Let’s vote for, let’s vote for, let’s vote for Andrew Yang)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Arch Vile - November 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Hello Hu. I can tell you were probably struggling to get some original lyrics, in place of the chorus you copied from the OS. Since you wrote a good diss track on Amy Klobuchar (I think we are now at 8-9 Democratic candidates), I'll help you out. "We gotta automate all industry/Retail, legal, and accountiiing/We gotta remove call center workers/We gotta make all humans frowning" Also, I think this makes a good contra B-side to my other song.
Patrick - November 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Remember, in Weimar, Germany, in 1923 everyone was a millionaire.
Jonathan - November 26, 2019 - Report this comment
that's rich! 5s
CML - November 27, 2019 - Report this comment
That's not precisely true, Patrick. In fact, everyone in.Weimar Germany.was a BILLIONAIRE. .There was so much wealth people had to use wheelbarrows to haul their marks around. .And.still they found something to complain about

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