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Song Parodies -> "Twisted By The Ghoul"

Original Song Title:

"Twisting By The Pool"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Twisted By The Ghoul"

Parody Written by:

R S Leergaard

The Lyrics

It’s going on here every day now
Can’t ignore it people, can’t run away
Nation took a mighty blow
Cost us more than we know
~
Yeah, Mitchy stole that seat
Danced to his donor beat
And, Ryan is a tool
Twisted by the, twisted by the
By the ghoul
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They’re twisted by the ghoul
They’re twisted by the ghoul
Twisted, twisted by the ghoul
~
Sittin’ in a wire cage now
Im-, im-, immigrants all on display
They’re gonna take the kiddies, put on a show
Get on the busses and go go
~
Yeah, do it without tact
A disappearing act
And, seeing all the rules
Twisted by the, twisted by the
By the ghoul
~
Twisted by the ghoul
Twisted by the ghoul
Yeah, twisted, twisted by the ghoul
~
Yeah, moving them to far locations
Hiding all the information
And they’re gonna move them all out of reach
Sanctioned by the GOP
GOP
GOP
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There goes one, a two
A one, a two, a three
A four
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And more
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They’ve been made out to be tools
They’re the party of the fools
They’ve all been twisted by the ghoul
Yeah, twisted, twisted by the ghoul
~
You know he won’t stay mute
As he battles those lawsuits
Sending out a thousand tweets
Ranting all about Time magazine
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We’re marching in the streets
While the damn Tea Party
Can’t be anything but cruel
Twisted by the, they’ve been twisted by the
Oh, by the ghoul, twisted by the ghoul
~
They’re all twisted fools
Just twisted, yeah twisted
Twisted by the ghoul
~
Every one of them is like a poisonous toadstool
With the stench of runny poo
Completely ruining all our schools
Oh, twisted, twisted by the ghoul
~
And they’ve pissed in all our pools
They’ve been corrupted through and through
Oh, twisted, twisted by the ghoul
~
Everybody gotta see they’re twisted by the ghoul
They’ve been twisted into fools
They’ve all been twisted by the ghoul
Oh, twisted, twisted by the ghoul
~
See there
~
You know they’re twisted by the ghoul
They’re twisted fools
Come and see the twisted, twisted fools
Twisted, twisted by the ghoul

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Boy Scout - June 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Typical liberal Leftard thinking...
R S Leergaard - June 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Thank you for reading and rating. :)
Straight Up - June 27, 2018 - Report this comment
this guy ain't nothin' but a commie stooge!
R S Leergaard - June 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Thank you, also, for your honest, fair and balanced rating. :)

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