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Song Parodies -> "I Want My Dodgers Games"

Original Song Title:

"Money For Nothing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"I Want My Dodgers Games"

Parody Written by:

Chris Davidson and The True Blue Band

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to all the LA Dodgers fans in Southern California that are suffering from the television blackout involving the team and Charter Communications.
I Want My Dodgers Games

(Long Intro)

Spending millions that's the way you do it
Can't get the games on my TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and lots of greed
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You're puttin' Dodgers fans on the shelf
Still stuck without my team
Charter Cable can go f**k themselves

We gotta find another way to watch 'em
We might just have to go to the games
We'll probably watch 'em at a local sports bar
The Dodger blackout is really lame

See the little faggot, he gets the games
He has Spectrum and that's not fair
That little faggot spends so much on cable
He gets the games cause he's a millionaire

We gotta find another way to watch 'em
We might just have to go to the games
We'll probably watch 'em at a local sports bar
The Dodger blackout is really lame

They shoulda learned not to sign the contract
They shoulda learned to stick with Prime Ticket
Look at that mama, she can't get her Dodgers games
Let's tell Charter to go eat s**t
And he's up there, what's that? An angry fan?
Breakin' his furniture like King Kong
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Screwin' Dodger fans is just plain wrong

We gotta find another way to watch 'em
We might just have to go to the games
We'll probably watch 'em at a local sports bar
The Dodger blackout is really lame

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Still can't get the games on my TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and lots of greed
Money for nothin' and lots of greed...

(I want my, I want my, I want my Dodgers Games...)
[Repeat]...

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John - August 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank god you came up with this parody. It's amazing how a majority of Dodgers fans got screwed out of watching the team on TV thanks to Charter/Spectrum (then known as Time Warner Cable). They obviously should've stayed with Fox Sports. Anyway, great parody my man.

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