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Song Parodies -> "Malcolm Is Nothing"

Original Song Title:

"Money For Nothing"

Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Malcolm Is Nothing"

Parody Written by:

Mike Walker

The Lyrics

Now that the ball has finally gotten rolling at Whatfreaks, I've decided to resume my contention with Malcolm Higgins on this side of the tracks. Here we go...
Now, see "Constipated"; that's the way you do it
Go check my stuff out at the site Whatfreaks
See "Ignition"; that's the way you do it
Malcolm is nothing compared to me
See that "You Like Chi*ks"; not the way you do it
Lemme tell ya that I ain't dumb
As opposed to Mr.-I'm-the-shizzle-Higgins
We all know that he's a washed-up bum

We gotta get new parody writers
Has-beens like Malcolm gotta leave
You gotta mosey; we'll see you later
Come back when you're a challenge for me

See that little *aggot with his "Lou Came Out My Back Door"
Yeah, buddy, that's his own song
That little *aggot says his songs are a hit
That little *aggot should be sayin' "So long."

[ Repeat Chorus ]

I shoulda known this kid's not worth it
I shoulda known he's so damn dumb
Look at that Malcolm; he's got me thinkin' "Nothing to it."
This kid is just no fun
And what is up with that "Superman's Song", eh?
He's satirizing the late Christopher Reeve
That ain't funny; not the way you do it
That's why Malcolm is nothing short of stupidity

[ Repeat Chorus ]

"Back Where We Belong"; not the way you do it
Where he belongs is the nut house, you see
How 'bout "The Bowflex"; not the way you do it
Malcolm is nothing but a joke to me
Malcolm is nothing, don't you agree?

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Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   10
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   2

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Bashing Police - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This song should have not been allowed to post. It is blatantly against the site rules. Chucky? How did this get past you?
More Bashing Police - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Please take this one out, Chucky. Those are terrible words that he uses against Malcolm.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Aren't attack parodies against the rules here? Please, Chucky, delete this when you can!
Melungeon - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This is attack , pure and simple. I don't know why it was allowed.
Leo Jay - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Obviously, you're not even clever or skilled enough to disguise the fact that is is an attack parody.
Mike Walker - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I can understand why you're all miffed, but apparantly, none of you really know what this is about. You see, a while back, I've started a "FRIENDLY rivalry" with Malcolm Higgins. This is the 3rd parody I've written against him right here at AmIright. And yes, Malcolm knows about it. I'm sure Chucky does as well (I think him and Malcolm know each other.) The same thing is going on at Whatfreaks too. Besides, why should you be ones whining? This parody isn't about you. And regardless if any of you like it or not, this will not be the last song I write about Malcolm. This time, however, I'd better wait for some retort from him here, before I run into this "problem" again...
Mike Walker - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, at least one person knows the story. Whoever submitted a 5-5-5 vote, I thank you. And no, I didn't vote myself, nor did I put anyone up to it...
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
A "washed up bum"? Listen here, kid: Malcolm Higgins is NOT washed up! I repeat, NOT washed up!
Mike Walker - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
"Kid", huh? Appearantly, it didn't cross your mind to READ THE COMMENTS. If you actually read it, it explains in black & white that I've started a "FRIENDLY rivlary" with Malcolm Higgins, he's aware of the parodies I've wrote about him, and that THIS IS THE 3RD SONG already. If you're not going to bother reading the fineprint, why bother trying to get judgemental? And that goes for anyone else who wants to whine about my parodies. Being that, this will be the last time I explain myself...
malcolm higgins - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey guys, I've been away for a couple of weeks, and YES!!!!!! I know Mike was doing this. I agreed to it, and I think Chuck was in on it. if you weighed in votes for the "attack style", please revote for content KNOWING it is ok by me.. Mike asked me if we could do it at whatfreaks, but my new woman wants me to stop writing smut. so be it. I agreed to do it here, (able to be sung to a 10 year old) lighten up, all my friends.. and yes, THANK YOU FOR DEFENDING ME!! lets have a little one off with me and Mike here. I think I'll win.. lol. personally I gave it 3-3-3 I think I cold have bashed myself better. although he is right, about one thing.... I am ashamed I wrote the superman song....

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