***Kazooie***:
I want my.......I want my good bird seed.......
I want my.......I want my good bird seed.......
I want my.......I want my good bird seed.......
I want my.......I want my good bird seed.......

***Banjo***:
We are on a journey, that's the way we do it
But I'd rather be watchin' MTV
That ain't workin' but we really get it
Jiggies for nothin' and notes for free
I get the honey, I really get to eat it
Though I may look kinda fat and dumb
I gonna destroy all those slug monsters
Though my head might feel really numb

We gotta collect some blue egg ammo
To shoot at the enemies
We gotta boot up the Jinjonator
I gotta use my Kazooie

See the evil Grunty with the black hat and the green skin
She never washes her hair
That evil Grunty has her own black couldron
That evil Grunty she's a billionaire

We gotta collect some blue egg ammo
To shoot at the enemies
We gotta boot up the Jinjonator
I gotta use my Kazooie

I should get out to rescue my sister
Because I've been fat, lazy, and dumb
Look at that Grunty, she's got security cameras
I don't that it's really fun
But we have made it, we're gonna get that Grunty
She's actin' crazy like a chimpanzee
We're gonna fight her, that's the way we do it
We get Jiggies for nothin', we get notes for free

We gotta collect some blue egg ammo
To shoot at the enemies
We gotta boot up the Jinjonator
I gotta use my Kazooie

Now that ain't workin', that's the way I do it
But I'd rather be watchin' MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way I do it
Jiggies for nothin', we get the notes for free
Jiggies for nothin' and notes for free