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Song Parodies -> "Drunken Driver"

Original Song Title:

"Holy Diver"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Drunken Driver"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Think before you drink / Arrive Alive
Drunken Driver
You've been down too long at the local bar
Now you're driving your car

Drive your Chevy
You ignore the lines painted on the street
Don't you see the light's not green

Gonna die today
Drunken Driver

Broken windshield
Now your face is deformed and it's black and blue
Because your face went straight through

Die by the morning
You went and wrapped your car 'round a street light
Found left arm but not the right

Gonna die today- die today

Under the rubber tires
There's your body cold as steel
The dead they never cry
Now you're just a buzzard's meal

Drunken Driver
I found your lips in my front yard
But no organ donor card

Totaled your Chevy
Now it's at the dump in a big trash heap
Not one part was good to keep

Drunken Driver
So how did it feel when your body burned?
Too late for you to learn

Drunken Driver
So how did it feel when you lost your life?
I think that I'll date your wife

Drunken Driver
Not a survivor
Can't find your spleen

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Snaggletoth - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! 5-5-5. And maybe another version could be "Drunken Writer"?
Mattias Johansson - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Great! And you have written a song that's funny AND has something important to say.
Mark Rakes - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny and a great public service announcement! WTG! 5-5-5 Always, ~Mark (Look up Crazy Train from Ozzy, a parody called Lazy Brain me and my brother did...hope you like it!) \m/ Horns Up!
Kimberly Adams - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I like your version, it is good!
Horace Cox - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Unacceptable. You dare make fum of Dio like that. You listen here i know Chuck Norris.
Johnny B Goode - August 04, 2007 - Report this comment
That's fricking brilliant, man!
j-dub - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
careful...... he knows chuck norris....

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