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Song Parodies -> "Uber Driver"

Original Song Title:

"Holy Diver"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dio

Parody Song Title:

"Uber Driver"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

The official anthem of all the hard working ride-share workers out there.
Uber Driver, your my savior in the midnight scene
Need change out of these jeans
Here's a fiver, add a tip transfered from my smart phone screen
Oh, you know what I mean
Gotta get home, Uber Driver-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
Shiny new toys, that I hold as a walk to car that's blue
The person inside is you (I've got!)
Work in the morning, I'll relax in the back till I see my street
Our business always discreet
Gotta get home
Straight home
Between the velvet seats
There's a stead that's hard as steel
Car battery never dies
As you man that steering wheel
Uber Driver, your the taxi renegade
Busting your hump to get paid (Jump, Jump)
Jump on that next fare, Never get a review that your rude or mean
You always keep your ride clean, yeah!
Uber Driver, your my savior in the midnight scene
Need change out of these jeans (Go! Go!)
Here's a fiver, add a tip transfered from my smart phone screen
Oh, you know what I mean
Gotta get home
Straight home
Gotta get home
Straight home (Yeah!)
Uber Driver
Saved this bar diver
You'll get that green
Uber Driver
Uber Driver
In a ride that's blue coming just for you Uber Driver
Oh Uber Driver
Yeahhhh
Alright
Take me home, Take me home, Take me home
Uber Driver
Uber Driver
Whoa Uber Driver

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Peter Andersson - May 10, 2021 - Report this comment
Immediatelly one of the better Dio parodies because the parody subject works surprisingly well over the original (Dio TOSs lyrics seldom makes any sense, hence hard to do something coherent with).

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