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Song Parodies -> "Binge on Rocky Road"

Original Song Title:

"King Of Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:

Dio

Parody Song Title:

"Binge on Rocky Road"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Another food parody, this time about eating ice cream. By the way, did I tell you that my best fringe benefits girlfriend says I need to be more attentive to her needs during poontang? Next time I think I'm gonna give her some weight loss tips (her diet sucks balls).

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She will binge on Rocky Road!

Hot damn - hunger's prone to hit her
Diet's being overgorged
Chow down - she's lapping at the dipper
As all the package's being purged

She gets the midnight munchies
It's to behold
When she binge on Rocky Road

Her fridge's - every type of chocolate
From every shoddy cold affair
And there's banana cream to audit
From Ben & Jerry's everywhere

She goes with many flavours
She likes a load
When she binge on Rocky Road
She binge on Rocky Road

Big bites - emptying another
Hitting the creamy node
Carb smashed - if she has her druthers
She's the airy-hairy-dairy-berry-cherry patrol

She makes a cone feel valid
So bring a load
And she will binge on Rocky Road

She'll hug a basking Robin
When in The Hood
She can't stop binge on Rocky Road

Binge on Rocky Road
Rocky Road
Rocky Road
Rocky Road

She'll binge on Rocky Road!

© Peter Andersson.

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