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Song Parodies -> "Jalapeno Pepper High"

Original Song Title:

"Sausalito Summernight"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Jalapeno Pepper High"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

It has long been known that capsaicin (the active ingredient in hot chili peppers) is psychoactive, giving a "light-headed" feeling. There are many, many types of chili peppers, each one is marked with an asterisk in the song. Don't sing the words in square brackets, they're just there for clarification.
I'm such a sucker for the peppers
No not the wimpy little bells*
I like Tabascos* and "Aleppers" [Aleppo]*
And Dorset Naga*, hot as hell

I say "forget about Banana's*"
They've barely any heat at all
I'm not too wild about the Ana's [Anaheim]*
My kind of pepper burns your balls

Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
Have some more

I get so high from jalapenos*
The heat it lifts my head a mile
Don't need no drugs or weed or vino
My kicks come from the produce aisle

I'll have an orange Habanero*
And then a bonnet that is Scotch [Scotch Bonnet]*
My face so red that people stare-oh
The Ghost* will kick you in the crotch

Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
Have some more

Another kind is called Sandia*
8,000 Scovilles it can be
Some people can get diarrhea
If they have got an allergy

Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
Have some more

Aji*, Anaheim*
Rocotillo*, Hatch*
Got some in my garden
Gonna pick another batch

Fresno* and Datil*
And Madame Jeanette*
Devil's Tongue*, Cayenne*, Hidalgo*
Mirasol*, you bet!

I get so high from jalapenos
Another kind is called the Peter*
Looks like a bright red little wiener...

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