Maths is a mystery it makes me vomit
They took all common sense and sh*t upon it
They make you do things that are good for nothing
I don't have a clue
I'm sitting there can't answer another one
They start off easy then they get much harder
They give you marks and then they steal your points away
Crying, trying don't know what to do

I'm getting puzzled by a plain subtraction
Of all this nonsense about points and fractions
So what's the deal with minus numbers, 4 plus A and C
I'm getting stumped by differenciation
The page is filling up with complications
E minus T and then times that by 3
And 20 theories
They talk about pi, pi, pi
They talk about pi
Go on about roots, roots, roots
And on about roots

It makes me tremble just to look at numbers
I guess a job for me could be a plumber
Maths has a way of being hard as metal
I'd settle for a 'U', no
Since when was A a number in any case?
Why put in letters it just makes things slower
Some of these sums could make full sentences
Trying, dying, haven't got a clue cause

I'm in the middle of a hard equation
I'm getting lost and I need inspiration
I need to get my brain cells working, big tests lurking
Mind's just like a gherkin
I need to hold on for the first few questions
Maths aint my thing I guess i'm just not destined
To be smart, i'll just stick with my art
At least i'll get an 'A'
They talk about grades, grades, grades
They talk about grades

I need to go and start some good revision
Hard as nails and glue
Haven't got a clue

I'm in the middle of examinations (examinations)
I'm failing maths but give no explanation (don't ask me pi)
I'm gonna get my maths head ready, feel unsteady
This is what i'm dreading (Oh no!)
I chew my pencil til i'm biting rubber (it tastes like rubber)
Few questions in I feel i'm going under (what's E + 5?)
Not much left of this concrete hard test
No more left to fail (43 by 2 is...)

Hard equation, hard equation (Damn hard equations)
I'm getting stuck and I need some salvation (What's 3 plus Y?)
I'm gonna get my maths head ready, feel unsteady
This is what i'm dreading (Oh no!)
(Continue to fade)