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Song Parodies -> "Come To Gardein"
Original Song Title:
"Come On Eileen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dexys Midnight Runners
Parody Song Title:
"Come To Gardein"
Parody Written by:
vegan minstrel
The Lyrics
this gardein anthem was previously submitted as a fragment and is here turned into a full parody with the aid of ai.
Poor little soybeans
They get a bad rap
But Gardein's got a secret
That'll make you clap
Garden protein, not slaughter protein
It's a better way
And Gardein's got the flavor
To make you wanna say
Gardein, Gardein, 4 U N I Yay!
Gardein, Gardein, it's the only way
Garden protein, yes I do love Gardein
Gardein, Gardein, let's eat today!
No more sad cows
Or chickens in a cage
Gardein's got the protein
That'll make you feel sage
With meatless meatballs
And crispy chick'n wings
You won't even notice
That there's no moo or cluck or things
Gardein, Gardein, 4 U N I Yay!
Gardein, Gardein, it's the only way
Garden protein, yes I do love Gardein
Gardein, Gardein, let's eat today!
Now you can have your protein
And eat it too
With Gardein by your side
You'll never feel blue
So say goodbye to slaughter
And hello to the green
Gardein's the way to go
If you know what I mean
Gardein, Gardein, 4 U N I Yay!
Gardein, Gardein, it's the only way
Garden protein, yes I do love Gardein
Gardein, Gardein, let's eat today!
They get a bad rap
But Gardein's got a secret
That'll make you clap
Garden protein, not slaughter protein
It's a better way
And Gardein's got the flavor
To make you wanna say
Gardein, Gardein, 4 U N I Yay!
Gardein, Gardein, it's the only way
Garden protein, yes I do love Gardein
Gardein, Gardein, let's eat today!
No more sad cows
Or chickens in a cage
Gardein's got the protein
That'll make you feel sage
With meatless meatballs
And crispy chick'n wings
You won't even notice
That there's no moo or cluck or things
Gardein, Gardein, 4 U N I Yay!
Gardein, Gardein, it's the only way
Garden protein, yes I do love Gardein
Gardein, Gardein, let's eat today!
Now you can have your protein
And eat it too
With Gardein by your side
You'll never feel blue
So say goodbye to slaughter
And hello to the green
Gardein's the way to go
If you know what I mean
Gardein, Gardein, 4 U N I Yay!
Gardein, Gardein, it's the only way
Garden protein, yes I do love Gardein
Gardein, Gardein, let's eat today!
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Interesting: “Meat” is evil, but look how many items you mentioned that are flavored to taste like meat. Why? ‘Cuz nobody really likes kale.
actually there are some kale chips with good flavor, and isn't it the meat that is always flavored with plant spices to make it palatable?
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