-> "Come On Ayn Rand"
Original Song Title:
"Come On Eileeen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Come On Ayn Rand"
The Lyrics
Come on Ayn Rand
Come on Ayn Rand
Poor old Johnny Galt
so he said upon the radio
seemed like over 100 pages in monotone
all the liberals cried, sang along, who'd blame them
You're old (but so what?)
So old (still love it) now I must say more than ever
Come on Ayn Rand
Don’t you bee an Ellsworth Too-rye aye
and we think just like our forefathers
Come on Ayn Rand, oh I swear (by my life)
and love of it, I’ve read all your books
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on objective
Ah, come on Ayn Rand
Come on Ayn Rand
These democrats 'round here
Wear beat down eyes sunk in smoke dried faces
They're resigned to what their fate is
But not us, (no never) no not us (no never)
We are far too young and clever
Remember
Don’t you be an Ellsworth Too-rye aye
And I’ll quote your books forever
Come on Ayn Rand oh I swear (by my life)
and love of it, I read all your books
that pretty red dress, Ayn Rand (tell me yes)
Ah come on lets, ah can you sign my chest?
That pretty red dress, Ayn Rand (tell me yes)
Ah come on lets, ah come on Ayn Rand, please
Come on Ayn Rand, too right wing
Come on Ayn Rand, too right wing
Now Fountainhead
Now Atlas Shrugged
what’s next, Ayn Rand?
Said, come on Ayn Rand
these ideas you have are real and I know
How you feel
Now I must say more than ever
Things round here have to change
I say, don’t you be an Ellsworth Too-rye aye
Come on Ayn Rand
Oh, I swear (by my life)
and love of it, I read all your books
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on objective
Aah, come on Ayn Rand
Oh, come on Ayn Rand
Oh, I swear (by my life)
and love of it, I read all your books
in that dress, oh my thoughts I confess
Well, they're objective
Come on Ayn Rand
Come on Ayn Rand
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