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Song Parodies -> "Come On Ayn Rand"

Original Song Title:

"Come On Eileeen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dexy's Midnight Runners

Parody Song Title:

"Come On Ayn Rand"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

I used to have a crush on Ayn Rand when I was a boy
Come on Ayn Rand
Come on Ayn Rand
Poor old Johnny Galt
so he said upon the radio
seemed like over 100 pages in monotone
all the liberals cried, sang along, who'd blame them
You're old (but so what?)
So old (still love it) now I must say more than ever
Come on Ayn Rand
Don’t you bee an Ellsworth Too-rye aye
and we think just like our forefathers
Come on Ayn Rand, oh I swear (by my life)
and love of it, I’ve read all your books
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on objective
Ah, come on Ayn Rand
Come on Ayn Rand
These democrats 'round here
Wear beat down eyes sunk in smoke dried faces
They're resigned to what their fate is
But not us, (no never) no not us (no never)
We are far too young and clever
Remember
Don’t you be an Ellsworth Too-rye aye
And I’ll quote your books forever
Come on Ayn Rand oh I swear (by my life)
and love of it, I read all your books
that pretty red dress, Ayn Rand (tell me yes)
Ah come on lets, ah can you sign my chest?
That pretty red dress, Ayn Rand (tell me yes)
Ah come on lets, ah come on Ayn Rand, please
Come on Ayn Rand, too right wing
Come on Ayn Rand, too right wing
Now Fountainhead
Now Atlas Shrugged
what’s next, Ayn Rand?
Said, come on Ayn Rand
these ideas you have are real and I know
How you feel
Now I must say more than ever
Things round here have to change
I say, don’t you be an Ellsworth Too-rye aye
Come on Ayn Rand
Oh, I swear (by my life)
and love of it, I read all your books
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on objective
Aah, come on Ayn Rand
Oh, come on Ayn Rand
Oh, I swear (by my life)
and love of it, I read all your books
in that dress, oh my thoughts I confess
Well, they're objective
Come on Ayn Rand
Come on Ayn Rand

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Patrick - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
I read all of Ayn Rand's novels and most of her non-fiction many years ago. She was a flake, but a lot of her ideas are valid and useful. Too bad she had such an unhappy life. And, she turned down an offer by the people who produced "The Godfather" who wanted to do a film version of "Atlas Shrugged". Big mistake.
Agrimorfee - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
So you are the same Joseph Little who posted the sex-crazy, racist/homophobic stuff previously? Well, this is a hell of a lot better. Not too funny, but I'm rating you higher just for knowing now that you have some artistic knowledge beyond a 4th grader. I hope you have more up your sleeve, but please, much less of that poor taste. (And please understand, I don't have any problem with it, but it doesn't belong here) 545
Joseph Little - May 31, 2019 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, yea, you gotta realize, all that harsh stuff is just jokes! I COMPLETELY understand if y'all do not approve of my harsh stuff. I tried to post on the tasteless site, but it seems like that site is dead, thats why it is posted here. I assumed that my stuff went through some sort of filter, and my too harsh stuff would't make it through (I was trying to get a feel of the editorial filter with my strong posts). I do appreciate your input though, I also appreciate feedback. Not all my stuff is harsh! Only sometimes I go for the cheap laugh. To be honest I already posted all my harsh stuff the other day. Criticism is what makes us better parodists, and I really appreciate appropriate criticism. You should check out my "Free Bird" parody, I called it "Flat Earth," I consider it one of my better ones.

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