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Song Parodies -> "Wipe It"

Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wipe It"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Every family can relate...
Open the pack
Make a tidy stack
In your purse pack
The wipes that go fast

[For Women]

When your child's snot's running down (You must wipe it)
When a germy surface is soon found (You must wipe it)
When your makeup's done all wrong (You must wipe it)

Now wipe it
Off your face
Clean it up
Remove dirt
Something bled?
Disinfect it
It's not too late
To wipe it
Wipe it good!

[For guys]

When your rims are Car Wash bound (You must wipe 'em)
On your shoes, a spill is found (You better wipe 'em)
Puppy pooped- hallway (You better wipe 'im)

Better wipe it
Wipe it good!
Don't fight it
Get in the mood... to wipe it,
wipe it good!

Buy another pack
Make another stack
Better do it fast
On the floor, mud is tracked!


Floor odor way too strong? (You must Swif it)
Stain's been there way too long? (You must Swif it)
Pet hair blowin' along? (You must Swif it)

Now Swif it
Floor and drapes
Clean it up
Dust erase
Swif forward
Swif ahead
Don't just deflect it
It's not too late
To Swif it, Swif it good!


Get the house, get yourself:

Into shape
Must clean up
Clean your place and your face
Don't ignore
Mess ahead
You wrecked it, but
It's not too late
To wipe it and Swif it
New and improved!!!

You did it!

"Grandma's here!!!"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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Jonathan - December 29, 2015 - Report this comment
say Rob that "Swiffer" bit at the end seems awfully familiar didn't they do a series of commercials to the "Whip It" tune some years back? either way good work as usual :) 5's
Rob Arndt - December 29, 2015 - Report this comment
I tried to use as many wipes here as possible which would imply Baby wipes, Wet wipes, Armor All moist wipes, and Swiffer wipes!
John Lomain - December 30, 2015 - Report this comment
fun parody

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