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Song Parodies -> "Whip It! (Indiana Jones)"
Original Song Title:
"Whip It"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Devo
Parody Song Title:
"Whip It! (Indiana Jones)"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Did an Indiana Jones parody a couple years ago to "Carry On My Wayward Son" I think this one is much, much, much better. Simply because I refuse to believe that "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" exists.
Crack that whip!
Under trap doors slip
Before you go splat
Go and grab your hat!
Cause there’s boredom in the class (Gotta skip it!)
You’ve got to beat some Nazi ass (Time to whip it!)
Then save some frisky lass (She will kiss him!)
Now whip it!
Damn those snakes!
Dodging darts!
Earthquakes!
Find treasure
With his dad
Codes? They’ll dissect it!
Bad guys will take
So whip ‘em!
Doctor Jones!
Fighting cultists with Short Round (Time to whip it!)
When the Holy Grail’s found (You gotta grip it!)
He will save the day… Cause Indy’s brilliant!
There’s no whimps here!
Kick some butt!!!
Indy taps that!
Ravenwood!!!
Crack that whip!
From your chest heart’s ripped
You want it back?
Give that freak a whack!
Spot a Temple filled with Doom (Go explore it!)
It’s not too clean, It needs a broom (Just ignore that!)
Soon giant boulders zoom (Time to exit!)
Now whip it!
Stole your name
From the pup
That’s lame!
Ark’s opened
Melting heads
Don’t you inspect it!
You’ll burst in flames
So quit it!
Getting scrapes!
Chop ‘em up!
Plane’s blades!
Get answers!
From the dead!
Fortune? Protect it!
Till last crusade
You’ll whip it!
Doctor Jones!
Under trap doors slip
Before you go splat
Go and grab your hat!
Cause there’s boredom in the class (Gotta skip it!)
You’ve got to beat some Nazi ass (Time to whip it!)
Then save some frisky lass (She will kiss him!)
Now whip it!
Damn those snakes!
Dodging darts!
Earthquakes!
Find treasure
With his dad
Codes? They’ll dissect it!
Bad guys will take
So whip ‘em!
Doctor Jones!
Fighting cultists with Short Round (Time to whip it!)
When the Holy Grail’s found (You gotta grip it!)
He will save the day… Cause Indy’s brilliant!
There’s no whimps here!
Kick some butt!!!
Indy taps that!
Ravenwood!!!
Crack that whip!
From your chest heart’s ripped
You want it back?
Give that freak a whack!
Spot a Temple filled with Doom (Go explore it!)
It’s not too clean, It needs a broom (Just ignore that!)
Soon giant boulders zoom (Time to exit!)
Now whip it!
Stole your name
From the pup
That’s lame!
Ark’s opened
Melting heads
Don’t you inspect it!
You’ll burst in flames
So quit it!
Getting scrapes!
Chop ‘em up!
Plane’s blades!
Get answers!
From the dead!
Fortune? Protect it!
Till last crusade
You’ll whip it!
Doctor Jones!
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I hate snakes! I hate 'em! But I like this parody.
Bad dates...but good parody!
The next Indiana Jones movie will have him in a retirement home with some elderly ninetysomething Nazis who think they know where Elvis is, so he chases them to Israel and finds Elvis in an old synagogue singing cantorials.
Great job. Devo is far and away my all time favorite band, so I clicked in as soon as I saw it. Sweet. Never brought myself to watch Crystal Skull, so it is nice to have an Indy parody I can still relate to!
And you'd thought I'd given up! :-D 555!
SquireMatt, this makes me want to don my ~Black leather Chaps~ and strike up a good whip ! !
Sadly, never seen any of the Indy movies...but your lyrics went nicely with the awesome OS. Nice work!
Yeah you whipped it real good on this one. Hey Michael, after whipping up those snakes try grilling them. Rattlesnake meat tastes good! : )
(AofA) Pretty simplistic, I liked the idea and the execution was pretty good. Overall, you whipped up some good ratings, 555 of them.
Ages...love Indy...great parody. The OS always makes me think of spin time at the skate rink as a kid...hahaha...but hopefully it will make me think of this parody from now on. Nice work!
(Ages) Finally watched the Indy movies a month ago (all four of 'em), so I was able to get all the references here. You did great with what little lyrics you had to work with, 555!
Awesome movies, great song choice for the topic. You did a great job whipping this up.
(AofA) Shamefully I've on seen Crystal Skull (I'll definitely have to see all the others), but I still understood most of the references. You whipped this parodies butt!
(Artistry) See above ^^^
(Artistry) The storyline has a nice ark to it. :-) Please snag clips from the movies and make a video of this.
The last Indy movie was such a reheated, tired leftover. Glad you ignored it here.
(Artistry) See above!
Well, the last time I saw any of the Indiana Jones I was in 9th grade. . .so its been awhile, but I do remember them. The parody was fine, I won't say LOL funny, but then a movie tribute parody rarely is LOL funny, the idea of Whip It having a definitive meaning is nice in and of itself (The original had several meanings, and that was no accident by DEVO)
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