Rip It

Scratch and sniff!
Lift your leg and rip
Smelly butt crack
Break some balmy gas
When a rumble comes along
You must rip it
Before the brown sits in your thong
You must rip it
When dumplings do you wrong
You must whip it

Now rip it
In the bed
Stink it up
on skates!
Go farting
breeze the bed
Try to deflect it
rip rotten eggs
Go rip it
Rip it good

When you chow on Taco Bell
You must rip it
You will never make it sound
Unless you rip it
Go on, gas away!
And then airwick it

I say rip it
Rip the wood!
let air biscuit
let it good!

BUTT CRACK RIP
make your ass go “frip”
Smoke out your tract
Break a windy blast!
When a grumble comes along
You must rip it
Record the beans, break out in song!
huge gust break it!
bend rump and let one strong,
You must rip it!

Now rip it
In the shade
In the sun
Let loose
Go let one
Move some wind
Try, redirect it
Be not afraid
To rip it
In two shades
Stinky bum
Gas strains
more farting
Make ‘em dread!
Cry and detest it
Best not to wait
To rip it
Rip it good!!!