Song Parodies -> "Gimp It"

Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

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Original Performer:

"Gimp It"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The author of this parody does not condone the practice of gimping....unless they ask nicely.

Smack that gimp!
Don't be such a wimp
Lives in a box
Make him smell your socks

As the master of your slave
You must gimp it
Gotta make that boy behave
You must gimp it
Some folks think you're depraved
Still, you gimp it

Now gimp it
Into shape
Chain him up
That's great!
Boot lickin'
Leather thong
Mask with a zipper
It won't take long
To gimp it
Gimp it good!

If humiliation's fun
You must gimp it
And the best is yet to come
Go on and gimp it
Feed him bowls of Chum
That's how to gimp it

I say gimp it
Gimp it good!
I say gimp it
Gimp it good!

Whack that gimp!
He's a naughty imp
That's what he likes
Collar full o' spikes
There are those who might condemn
(They don't gimp it)
Your passion for BDSM
(When you gimp it)
You love submissive men
(Coz they gimp it)

Now gimp it
Into shape
Chain him up
That's great!
He's begging
Reprimand
The straights don't get it
Don't understand
So gimp it
Into shape
Chain him up
That's great!
New muzzle
Restrain
He loves the rubber
Enjoys the cane
You gimped it
Gimped it good!

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Johnny D - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

And after you've gimped it ..... WHIP IT GOOD!

John Barry - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Whip that gimp to a Pulp. 5s.

Rick Cormier - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm gimping it three 5's

Zed - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Better get the gimp.

alvin rhodes - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

best song i ever saw about gimps...5s

Charlie Decker - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Once Zed gets here, the party can begin...until then, how about some 5s to whet your appetite?

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

"When the gimp's in the crib, ma..." Gimply brilliant, Kristof. 555

Stuart McArthur - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

smelling socks and eating Chum - what kind of a life is that? (sigh) - good work on the short lines, Kristof - pesky critters - 555

Charlie Decker - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL at Luke...

Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

I think I liked the "make him smell your socks" line best. Great stuff.

Catch 23 - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Very entertaining. All fives from here. I wish you would re-write it about my ex-husband...called "Limp It"

Agrimorfee - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3) A slap on the back--and not much more, I don't go that way--- and 555 for you.

Michael McVey - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment

This isn't my cup of tea, but you satirized it well. I'll resist the tempation to compare certain politicians to this (lol). -- MM

tomario - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment

i'll give you the clap. sorry a clap good job

Rick C - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC-3) No gimperfections in this one. 555

Red Ant - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3G) Due to watching Pulp Fiction and 'accidentally stumbling' onto a few choice websites, I know what this is and it's very funny and twisted. I submit three fives here.

Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above!

Cat - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC-G) Yowza! This parody hurts so good, Kinkstof...er, I mean Kristof!

Stuart McArthur - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(abc3-g) excellent, and gee those short lines must have been hard - this one would have been much harder than it looks, I reckon, KR - and that's the sign of a master ;-)

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