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Song Parodies -> "Bl45phemous Rumors"

Original Song Title:

"Blasphemous Rumours"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Bl45phemous Rumors"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Capitol cops
Just doing their jobs
Suicided
Ended their lives
Due to Grump’s greed
To stay in office
Were attacked with no mercy
Fighting back the tears
Wives think of that day again
Hate for Orange
Burns in their minds
Dump is to blame
On him, massive shame
For his long time jailing, do pray

Those magaTs started
Some blasphemous rumors
Saying Dump is like Christ
Is the sickest of humor
So when you die
Expect to find Satan laughing

Those Dumpsters started
some blasphemous rumors
Saying Grump is like Christ
Is some way twisted humor
So when you die
Expect to find Satan laughing

Pennsy woman
Found husband’s bod in bathroom
His head in a plastic bag
Killed by a magaT
Brainwashed by
Right-wing media machine
Winter day
A dad passed away
By son’s chopping
By son’s big knife
So so insane
And once again
Huge tears fall
From a mother's eyes

Those magaTs started
Some blasphemous rumors
Saying Dump is like Christ
Is the sickest of humor
So when you die
Expect to find Satan laughing

Those Dumpsters started
some blasphemous rumors
Saying Grump is like Christ
Is some way twisted humor
So when you die
Expect to find Satan laughing


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