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Song Parodies -> "GOP Jesus"

Original Song Title:

"Personal Jesus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"GOP Jesus"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

He mixes firearms & faith

Disown GOP Jesus
After mass killings,
He only wants prayers
Disown GOP Jesus
He only loves millionaires
And billionaires

The rich He upholds
The poor He lets moan
Flesh eater
Dairy drinker
Not a cheek turner,
An NRA card carrier

Zest for weapon fest
For the peaceful, no rest
Gun patch on chest
Shooters He will bless
Bullet deliverer
Mass killer enabler

He mixes firearms & faith
He mixes firearms & faith

Disown GOP Jesus
After mass killings,
He only wants prayers
Disown GOP Jesus
He only loves millionaires
And billionaires

The rich He upholds
The poor He lets moan
Flesh eater
Dairy drinker
Not a cheek turner,
An NRA card carrier

He mixes firearms & faith

Disown GOP Jesus

He mixes firearms & faith
He mixes firearms & faith
He mixes firearms & faith

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Pacing: 1.2
How Funny: 1.2
Overall Rating: 1.2

Total Votes: 28

Voting Breakdown

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Porfle Popnecker - June 01, 2023 - Report this comment
Wow! Why eleven 111 votes? This was pretty good!
eel deal - June 01, 2023 - Report this comment
exactly, PP. while not seeing it as funny is understandable due to the meaning reflecting an awful truth, the pacing is decent and deserving of better votes.
Bob from Dayton - June 01, 2023 - Report this comment
I can't stop laughing at the thought of "woke" little you reviling someone for being a "dairy drinker". The horror, the horror.
eel deal - June 02, 2023 - Report this comment
i like being thought of as "enlightened" rather than "woke" beecause it sounds more intelligent. as for horror, dairy is indeed scary when closely analyzed.

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