There were times
When the guys
To raise the bar
On cartoons were scarce
I gave in, to Zim
Because Ren and Stimpy were sacked long ago

But when I thought of giving up
On Nick's old linup
The twentieth century became old
And Tom Kenny's voice brought to life
This dude we describe:

Spongebob
Yellow, gapped and droll
Spongebob
That's also his show
Spongebob

Now are you ready kids?
Say "Ay ay captain!"
Arg, I can't hear you
Again, say "AY AY!"
Ands we'll begin to sing

There'll be days
When he may
Mildly appear to be
With stuff too strong for kids
I give in, to his
Crabby Patties and somewhat crude slapstick.

I'm not trying to say
That's he's completely gay
That's like saying that Squidward
Wishes he'd get himself killed
Then again, his movie just might
In parts, crossed the line.

SPONGE, the first part that is
His name and his race, SPONGE.

BOB, his first given name
The part that makes sense, BOB.

SQUARE, although he really
Isn't quite that shape, SQUARE.

PANTS, he wears all the time
Even when he ripped them.

Spongebob
Squarepants as we know
Spongebob
Got to love his show
Spongebob
Has a snail named Gary

Spongebob
his friend's a star dope
Spongebob
Against nematodes
Spongebob
His Boss is called Eugene

Spongebob
Is Krab's employee
Spongebob
Sucks eggs at driving
Spongebob
Know's a squirrel names Sandy