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Song Parodies -> "Little Kitty"
Original Song Title:
"Little 15"
Original Performer:
Depeche Mode
Parody Song Title:
"Little Kitty"
Parody Written by:
Wreckage Bitch
The Lyrics
Inspired by tales of naughty kittens.
Little kitty
I hope you quickly forget
My net curtains
You’ve slid down them yet
Although I did buy
A scratching post today
To leave at my place
So that you could play
So you could destroy
Just for a while
Perhaps not use the sofa
As a nail file
Little kitty
Little kitty
You’ve shattered my china stuff
When you jumped on my shelves
It cost me more than enough
She thinks toy mice
Are not in the same league
As the rest of the house
And its pricey intrigues
Do you understand
To explore she’s so keen
Waiting for her time
When outside she’ll be seen
And she will
Little kitty
Little kitty
Why does she have to defend
With her sharp claws
Straight into my hand
She’s a cute fluffy thing
Waiting to murder my fishes
Now all that she wants
Are three little wishes
She wants to climb up trees
Wander off for a mile
Leave a dead surprise
Every once in a while
She wants to climb up trees
Wander off for a mile
Leave a dead surprise
Every once in a while
Little kitty
I hope you quickly forget
My net curtains
You’ve slid down them yet
Although I did buy
A scratching post today
To leave at my place
So that you could play
So you could destroy
Just for a while
Perhaps not use the sofa
As a nail file
Little kitty
Little kitty
You’ve shattered my china stuff
When you jumped on my shelves
It cost me more than enough
She thinks toy mice
Are not in the same league
As the rest of the house
And its pricey intrigues
Do you understand
To explore she’s so keen
Waiting for her time
When outside she’ll be seen
And she will
Little kitty
Little kitty
Why does she have to defend
With her sharp claws
Straight into my hand
She’s a cute fluffy thing
Waiting to murder my fishes
Now all that she wants
Are three little wishes
She wants to climb up trees
Wander off for a mile
Leave a dead surprise
Every once in a while
She wants to climb up trees
Wander off for a mile
Leave a dead surprise
Every once in a while
Little kitty
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Love it, Sir !
I am so gonna record a cover version of this and send it to my ex girlfriend whose inside cat does just this! Good job.
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