We got some tacos at the drive-thru
With cheesy nachos on the side
I've never been much into junk food
And have no preference for fries

I said, forget about this dog meat
This kind of crap is bad for you
I know a place that we can go eat
That we can save some money too

Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside

It's half-price night for steak fajitas
It's at this restaurant down the street
I know a waitress there named Frieda
She thinks that I'm a total geek

Don't want no burgers or a sandwich
Don't need no salads or some bread
Forget the chicken or the ham, bitch
I think I'll have my shells instead

Chorus:
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside

Another plate or two to order
I like to eat much as I can
It's like a taste south of the border
Without all the Mexicans

Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside

Grillin' up the meat, melting on the cheese
Load it up with onions and green peppers if you please
Sizzlin' over there, bring it over here
It's really hot n' spicy better get another beer

(chorus)

It's half-price night for steak fajitas (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
It's half-price night for steak fajitas (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
It's half-price night for steak fajitas (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
(repeat)