Miss Gabby was a Girl Scout
But she was always in doubt
Because she tried to sell Thin Mints
She made 2 bucks an hour
Throughout the neighborhoods
Her brownie future looked quite sour

Her wagon towed behind her
I had to stop and ask her
No one had answered all her knocks
One dollar in my pocket
For Gabby to deposit
She knew I was patron true

I can’t deny it
With that Girl Scout cookie box
Oh it’s not the treat
It’s the support that rocks

Hear her coming
She’s knocking at your door
You know it’s no good ghosting
No it’s not against the law
The point of just a scout
Be nice to this one chore
And now you know why
She’s knocking at your front door

Miss Judy was too moody
To get out to her door
I had to be intriguing and calm
The Girl Scouts that she hated
At her house were people she just wanted to bomb

So we put her off the scout list
Into solitude she exists
A guru of hating people
And now she gets no cookies
From Lemon to the Nutties
Suddenly she regrets it

I can’t deny it
With that Girl Scout cookie box
Oh it’s not the treat
It’s the support that rocks

Hear her coming
She’s knocking at your door
You know it’s no good ghosting
No it’s not against the law
The point of just a scout
Be nice to this one chore
And now you know why
She’s knocking at your front door

Miss Gabby was a Girl Scout
But she was always in doubt
Because she tried to sell Thin Mints
She made 2 bucks an hour
Throughout the neighborhoods
Her brownie future looked quite sour

I can’t deny it
With that Girl Scout cookie box
Oh it’s not the treat
It’s the support that rocks

Hear her coming
She’s knocking at your door
You know it’s no good ghosting
No it’s not against the law
The point of just a scout
Be nice to this one chore
And now you know why
She’s knocking at your front door